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i draw i think I DONT DRAW NSFW THE WORST YOU WILL SEE FROM ME IS A KISS also I like sploon & deltarune

Probably the best photo I will ever take of a gang of thuggish ducks eating their way gradually but purposefully towards my face while looking strikingly like their dinosaur ancestors.

Some forlorn and exhausted ducks I have employed - due to being too stingy to buy a lawnmower - to cut my lawn for me using their beaks, for less than minimum wage, while I shout "Come *on*, FASTER, YOU QUACKING TWATS!"