You're the guy who will write a whole thread giving people the impression you're stupid, rather than to admit you're wrong. That's your brand.
Since people are still relentlessly abusing me over this, here’s why the so-called “boots theory” doesn’t make any sense. First, what is it? Some people have suggested I haven’t done the background reading, but it’s not a deep idea. It’s from a passage that’s four sentences long.