Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Man Squinting, Struggling with Glare

ALT: Man Squinting, Struggling with Glare

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Nothing's impossible! 💪 (it just costs more) 🫤 I'm in construction, I tell this to customers, daily. 🤩

Anti-SS 🍺 🍻@antiss.bsky.social · 2w ago

When he is gone, can this be fixed? Asking for a friend ...

#TeamCannibal

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2w ago

He’s tweeting from prison about not having contact with the outside world. I think we’re all on Team Cannibal now.

I reached 18k followers today. Probably because I'm kind and nice. Or, as my hubby corrected me, I'm kinda nice. 🤩👍 Thank you followers.

ImnotApu@imnotapu2.bsky.social · 3w ago

Thanks Danny! When he dies..I hope he is remembered just like this...what a greedy asshole🦋✌️💙 @danielgamboa820.bsky.social @notadrienne.bsky.social @1hottea.bsky.social @daystillhesdone.bsky.social @loveshine204.bsky.social @bandroll.bsky.social @1seetruth.bsky.social @imnotapu2.bsky.social

Can't fix stupid.

Trinnitie Mimi Hyovalti@tmh76.bsky.social · last mo.

Grandma spent 12 hours crocheting a masterpiece for the 4th birthday party. 🕸️ He's too young to know what "yarn" is, but he knows Spider-Man doesn't feel like a cozy blanket.🕷️ Every stitch made with love (and maybe a little confusion about why Peter Parker wears blue and red). 🧶 #SpiderMan

📣 He's fat! He's old! He likes them 12 years old! 📣

Yeah Nanobubbles!

Man With Camel Toe Questions Michelle Obama's Gender

Cadillac Ranch RT 66 I wonder how that got there?? 🤔 😉 😅 Dum-asses can't even spell the name of their false god. 😂

The same dumb fuck that insisted on hand counting ballots is now whining about it taking so long.

I memorialize my Brother's and Sister's in Arms by volunteering my electrician skills at the local VFW. My hubby and I will be replacing 13 ceiling fans, today. 💪😁

ImnotApu@imnotapu2.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Thanks Danny! Feel like this is truer than we know🦋✌️💙 @danielgamboa820.bsky.social @imnotapu2.bsky.social @roray1010.bsky.social @1hottea.bsky.social @daystillhesdone.bsky.social @loveshine204.bsky.social @1seetruth.bsky.social @pinkmouse.bsky.social @jeffnh.bsky.social

🪢 @cdatrish.bsky.social @uppaalaska.bsky.social @zadett.bsky.social @thegoldfishmind.bsky.social @atothez-amber.bsky.social @atomicwonk.bsky.social @onurm1.bsky.social @metalmofo666.bsky.social @chrisdownunder.bsky.social @1hottea.bsky.social @musicproduction.bsky.social @bsletten.bsky.social

#61 Slipknot - Duality (Guitar Cover)

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He did away with the Big Brother laws 4 days into presidency. They are forcing ID's. Cameras everywhere. Oversized "emergency" data cntrs popping up. Q:Why isn't China building giant data centers? A: China isn't gathering info on ALL their citizens. #MyThoughts

I am a very proud member of the IBEW! This is the specific endorsement I have been waiting for! #IBEWStrong #UnionProud #CaliLove #JourneymanWireman #Electrician

We're not going to find the perfect Democrat. They managed to vote in a PoS and they love him!! Can we just vote in someone that treats The Pedo-in-Largo like shit?

RIO LINDA MEX 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦🦍@riolindamex.bsky.social · 3mo ago

THE SEARCH FOR THE NEW SPEAKER COMMENCES.

And, the ducks! 🦆

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Ha! Good catch, lol. 😂

There was no way that scared buffoon was going to let the correspondents walk out on him, or equivalent. It was staged to save (that fugly orange) face.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 3mo ago

Why would they resume the program without knowing whether the gunman acted alone?

So, how long until we get to the end of this book?

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Does this look familiar?

Trump told you he’d run America like a business. He is. It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag. Congratulations. You didn’t elect a president. You hired a liquidator.

@renabean71.bsky.social Hey you! 🤗👋

Check out this quote from this incompetent drunken cross-eyed psycho!

Middle Age Riot@middleageriot.bsky.social · 4mo ago

"If you call me an incompetent drunken cross-eyed psycho, I'll sue you for defamation." - Kash Patel, incompetent drunken cross-eyed psycho

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Let me guess: This is his healthcare plan

CHILDREN BEING RAPED BY ICE@foolme1ns.bsky.social · 4mo ago

REPUBLICANS FRANKEPSTEIN PEDOPHILE MONSTER ATTACKED POPE LEO, AND DESECRATED AND BLASPHEMED JESUS CHRIST, LAST NIGHT AND IRAN IS DEFENDING THE POPE AND CHRISTIANITY!!! INTERESTING TIMES, INDEED! Trumpjesus shown here HEALING, BLESSING AND CANONIZING JEFFREY EPSTEIN as a demon flies above him!

It'll certainly be bigger than his inaugural crowd!

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway.bsky.social · 4mo ago

This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job