Good burn if Insomniac put out a bad game: bwahaha, was this game made by insomniacs? Or narcoleptics???

GPA? Yeah, of course I know what a GPA is. *slowly points at everything in the room and looks for confirmation*

my work only introduced AI like a year ago, and one of my tasks in that time has been to update the work wiki pages so that the AI misinterprets them and gives people the wrong information as infrequently as possible

Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 16h ago

I have one answer.

It fucks me up when people who should know better say "well but RFK makes some valid points" or w/e. These people are bad faith actors, all a good point is to them is a weapon against you. There is a time to discuss whether right wingers make any valid points, and it's when democrats are in power

PMC Vanguardist@tylerboschert.bsky.social · 2d ago

MAHA is a eugenicist movement and you do not negotiate with eugenicists. This is a thing a high proportion of people who will tell you not to frequent the Nazi bar apparently forget when the patrons of the Nazi bar share their priors about food dyes or whatever.

once saw someone spell "Copernicus" as "Capernikas" and I was impressed by how many letters they had in common while at the same time not being even close to the correct spelling

Look at you, Superman. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you solve my maze.

shout out to any fellow Animals Of Farthing Wood heads who watched the episode where they meet a shrike and were freaked out by the cartoon mice being impaled and were filled with a dread and horror of nature

c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 2d ago

The Loggerhead Shrike (Lanius ludovicianus) is also known as the 'butcher-bird'. This floof is a tiny predator with weak talons, but strong neck muscles, so she snaps necks with a hooked beak & impales her prey. Next post contains a *slightly* gory GIF, so I've marked it "graphic media".

A bill titled x0#ef0707!07e/q is gaining support this week. If passed, the bill will cause a stack overflow in the legislature, allowing congress to run Doom

lol at "I can't be in the same party as Hasan Piker" as if it's an actual party and you have to hang out with him

I had a joke about ascending into an energy being, but no matter

Ended on a cliffhanger and the sequel didn't come out on gamecube. They made a powerful enemy that day

NoSoloBot - Video Games@nosolobot.bsky.social · 4d ago

Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance 🏢 Snowblind Studios, Black Isle Studios 📅 2001 🖥 Android, Game Boy Advance, GameCube, Linux, Mac, PS2, PS4, Switch, Windows, Xbox...

Our age of bronze is collapsin' Cloud!

Many weird things about this bot, but one that jumps out is why is it replying to disc horse bot in hebrew

Michael Lobel@mlobelart.bsky.social · 6d ago

Sometimes I feel close-minded or uncharitable for being so anti-AI, and then something like this happens and I'm like, "Nope, it's the absolutely right thing to do"

pleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky

knowing ahead of time that Reacher is about a really large man who appears to have grown his muscles exclusively for the purposes of respecting women did not even slightly prepare me for how large he is or how much he respects women

Watching Wing Commander 3 cutscenes on youtube. Thank fucking God I really did recognize Francois Chau playing one character, and am not just racist

It's so annoying that my comfiest sweat pants have an opening at penis level that's secured by the world's flimsiest button

Headcanoning that this is a follow-up to a previous post about the "tickling community"

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 7d ago

We had to purge and ultimately abandon the subreddit because people wouldn't stop arguing about Zoophilia shit and started sending us (Sub Mods) death threats and Dox threats because we had to enforce a zero-NSFW art policy, lmao.

Just amazing how this headline gets worse with every line

he's entirely wrong because under what circumstances would trump do something all for someone else

Michelle@michelleroy78.bsky.social · last wk.

He's not wrong.

Ah hell, I ate a piece of lettuce that came with a snack at the Asian store without checking if it was supplied by The Lettuce Company Who Contaminates Their Lettuce With Parasites. Well I'm sure it'll be fine

I'd have won the trivia game if not for the other team's ability to also know the Latin name for polar bears

Max P III@blackballer.bsky.social · last wk.

The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol

Hard to fathom the level of laziness that would lead one to make an AI thumbnail of Lost, a show with 6 seasons worth of promotional images

Why is this fucking movie driving people to the brink. They can just forget they ever said anything about it and move on to the next thing. I mean by all means die on the hill of "the odyssey flopped and the few people who did watch it hated it" but why

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · last wk.

They’re using random ass plugins to justify their mass psychosis about the Odyssey

In honor of the American Century of Diarrhea, this text exchange from when my son had a stomach bug

I built a time machine to ask Homer what he thought of Christopher Nolan's Odyssey adaptation and he just gave me an annoyed grunt

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[Funky bgm] There are three things every New Yorker needs to know. One: what music the guy who runs your local bodega listens to. Two: where to get a slice at 4am when you need it the most. And three: that an unidentified creature roughly four times the size of a blue whale has emerged from the ocea

HK@hkesvani.bsky.social · 2w ago

Imagining how Zohran would respond to a Cloverfield situation

Ok but what if I WANT to terminate my thoughts with a cliche