🎃✨Dipshit Usagi✨🎃(spooky version)
@420mercymain69.bsky.social
Opre Roma! | War on the palaces, peace to the cottages | Peaceful, but full of rage so consider yourself lucky | Jesus is my co-pilot and we’re cruising for pussy
I miss California. I miss friendships that didn’t feel politically transactional. I miss being able to say exactly what I mean. I miss being heard and felt and held. I miss my life. But this is also my life. There will be parts of this part of life that I will miss. It just never stops. It’s stupid.
God damn dude. I’m so fucking tired.
I have this friend that has such strong opinions about everyone’s job & where they spend their money & how they live their life, but his partner is the head of loss prevention at Amazon (as in: employees who steal) & he works at a luxury hotel which just recently set up a new shop in Jaffa.
At Luigi Mangione’s cousin’s diy stoner metal show.
How do you politely tell someone they’re a self-righteous cunt in therapy talk?
I love clocking in to only 7 emails 😔🙏✨
Okay I did it. I hit legs so hard I almost threw up. Got home to and confirmed my suspicion that I indeed do have sun poisoning.
You mistake me dawg. I’m not an anarchist. I don’t care if lighting cop cars on fire does anything to the system. That shit is just for fun.
I woke up at 4:30 to go to the gym again. This shit nasty as fuck considering I went to bed at 12.
your honor, i'm gonna tell you the same thing i told my arresting officer, suck my fucking dick
If HD Carlton has a million haters, I am one of them. If HD Carlton has one hater, it’s me. If HD Carlton has no haters, I am dead.
I’m being censored on x the everything app
Me locking in to listen to the new Fontaines DC three minutes and thirty seconds before sliding off of my couch and onto the floor.
Can I come over and look at you like this?
Took a rest day today. Taking PTO next week.
Pov: you’re about to get serb’d
I bet this feels so good for the boat.
I love to shoot machine guns with my friends 😌
I’m on levels of hot girl shit you couldn’t possibly comprehend.
Insurrectionist (complimentary)
Vegas baybeeee. Yes that is a yzy prints mini glong
