i'm allergic to making money and a stable life

does anyone remember love

bro we have got to get into war profiteering

do you wanna play house, i'll be chris benoit and you be chris benoits family

do you wanna play house, i'll be elliot smith and you be elliot smiths girlfriend

do you wanna play house, you be nancy and i'll be sid

sorry i had to throw up, jack off, take a shit, punch the wall and smoke weed but i'm better now

think i'm gonna delete my account and every form of contact and walk out into the desert

ok i love life again, it's very precious and not a tedious pointless pile of shit. i am excited for the future, which is real and exists. i love people, especially the ones who infect every facet of our existence with their eternal presence and who should NOT be publicly executed! live laugh love

from:me kill myself

New York Magazine@nymag.com · yesterday

On social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?

are you there god, it's me, the guy you refuse to just fucking kill already

everything becomes possible once you get a big gun

let's all throw our phones against the wall as hard as we can

fucking around with the idea of disappearing, possibly using magic

pretty sure i stopped growing up at 12, i think all of my problems stem from the fact i am 12

me: you can't arrest me i have my baby documents right here cop: fuck he's got baby immunity

just got my baby registration, i am now legally a baby

it's so dusty outside wtf can't even see across the street

jacking off my enlightened mind

these tired ass poor ass huddled ass masses be on some yearning shit fr

welcome to bluesky where normal people dunk on the dumbest, shittiest idiots they can find. all day

i'm shy even online i only use my phone from 10 ft away with a long stick because i don't let anyone get close

i don't care about diseased lettuce, if they poison the donut supply i'm fucked

referring to my bluesky account as my empire

wow look at this shitty low follower account saying something shitty, everyone join in and write paragraph after paragraph about it, let's give them all of our available oxygen, let's seat them on the dunces throne and bring our grievances to him like he's holding court

i wish i was fuckable funny instead of debased and pathetic funny

literacy is overrated, have you read some shit? it's terrible

i don't read books because one time i read all of gravity's rainbow and defeated books for good and all

society has progressed beyond the need for jeopardy

2000 years ago all you had to do was dig a giant hole, move some giant bricks and then die