I think there should be a service where I can call someone and they bring a crew to come beat me with hammers

I'm smoking way too much weed, and I know that for a fact, because I straight up forgot how bitter cranberry juice was. I was like "not to worry, parents, I can get rid of this purchase mishap" and I poured a big glass. Now my mouth is a dry bitter hellscape and I feel my guts churning like the seas

It's called being a fucking Provider

Micheal myers hitting the spliff and getting giant muscles like when popeye eats spinitch

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 4d ago

Halloween: The Game has been banned in Australia because smoking weed buffs Michael Myers in-game The devs said the "controlled substance" led to the ban rather than the game's violence

Actually fascinating that someone I know always stirs shit up around the same time each year. Really itching my psychology degree and making me want to put them in a jar and study them...

OFFICIALLY dating someone for the first time in over a decade wish me luck everyone

I am very flawed and very queer and i promise you the women that trickle out of my ears into reality are flawed, queer, and potentially trans allegories or outright trans and if you couldn't handle jax you cannot handle my bi-for-bi demon lady and her plant wife who eat people together

t his is what most people want queer/trans rep to be

I've been wondering why my microphone has been misbehaving for so long. I just looked- the entire port casing is cracked in HALF and the little thang in the middle is LOOSE and WIGGLY!!!!! I'm gonna kms (kick my soccerball) I cannot afford this rn

I really like this carousel thingy!! Pages 628-633 of Tigers 🐯

Realizing that I'm too overworked and stressed and strapped for finances that I probably won't be able to give my DnD supplement nice art until I can start saving up again which is not for a while and this is hurting my perfectionist heart that likes to present a nice finished product...

Every day, my cat screams at me to wake up, steals my entire bed after I get out of bed, and then naps all day in my pre-warmed bed. She also screams at me to go to bed so she can rinse and repeat the process the next day. Love my little weirdo

A druid water genasi with hair made of bubbles adorning herself in a jellyfish and seaglass. Now up for sale for 30 USD! Ko-Fi Toyhouse VGEN #adopt #adoptable #art #artsky

Saw a post saying "I don't want NSFW accounts to talk about voting, just let me jack off" Buddy, NSFW artists and sex workers are being constantly attacked by a government of nonces trying to distract from their own crimes by pinning the blame on porn. They have the right to speak up about this.

Summer sketch for @420tiddies.bsky.social 💜💦

I keep coming up with OCs I want to keep and don't have any inkling of turning them into something profitable and I NEED PROFITS.... being an artist in capitalist society is so draining, dude.

I've been thinking a lot lately about the scene where frodo is trying to convince faramir to spare gollum's life and it just keeps cutting back to gollum, singing happily, fishing and killing the fish by smacking them into a nearby rock while several crossbows are aimed at him

Crafting hot cat girl OCs on gaia online like a mad scientist creating frankenstein. I'm so glad I was a hoarder on this site as a teenager

Me when my friends pay me to draw boobs and peanits

Hi there! I'm selling one of my personal oc's to help pay off my dogs medical bills, I'm trying to make sure I can make it to 750 USD, I don't wanna let her go but my dog is more important and paying these bills off helps us out a lot. RT's help a lot too! As well as my any donos to my ko/fi

I watch this about once a week despite never having watched a barbie animated film

I'm already desperately trying to draw for income but now I must fight the inner art demons who tell me to draw also for FR currency and items and I'm like BITCH, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO DRAW FOR PETSITE STUFF RIGHT NAOW

How it feels when an artist I've gotten art from suddenly disappears without a trace and I wanted to get way more....

Creating hot women in a game where they will probably live for an hour at best. IDC I have enabled all clothing and I will look beautiful when I am a zombie, chasing my new character

Sin that must be eternally punished is a culturally Christian idea that you can and should reject. If someone admits wrongdoing and changes their behavior, that's the desired outcome. You don't continue to punish because you then signal there's no point to contrition at all, you're damned either way

Also I'm sorry they're kinda spensive... I work very hard and also I am hoping to throw a little bit of each cow sale towards the artist who made the base I heavily modified for these. Sowwy!!

Just a gentle reminder that I am offering preclaims on these minecraft cow adopts that I've been slowly chipping away at. If you throw your hat in the ring now you can basically decide what direction I take them, custom tailored for YOU, da customer! Base 50 cost comes with 1 free outfit! 🥺

Memequeen Crunchwrap Supreme@420tiddies.bsky.social · 4w ago

The whole lineup has been given Skin.... slowly, things progress....