BUT ALSO lmao they broke for lunch and I saw two judges in regular ppl clothes. One was wearing a barbie pink mini skirt!!! Oh yeah!!! these are real ppl
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Presented terms of the request to the court that was originally the offer Judge was like: Ok other parent, any reason I should say No? Other parent tried Argument 1. But we already debunked it. Argument 2? Judge said “I can’t control other ppl’s words anymore than you can” Anyway, we prevailed
Email after business hours telling me they can’t accept the offer that grants the everything they want bc it also says “joint legal custody” and THEY think my client only wants to pay less child support. The two are unrelated. So here I am traversing to DTLA for a hearing
Getting a follow request (not on here) from opposing counsel will always be funny to me.
Email after business hours telling me they can’t accept the offer that grants the everything they want bc it also says “joint legal custody” and THEY think my client only wants to pay less child support. The two are unrelated. So here I am traversing to DTLA for a hearing
Shit we told uno to they face they wrong about they own rules 🤣🤣
How you gon tell the creator he wrong!
We can’t even have the moon??? Where’s Zenon?
An abandoned SpaceX rocket travelling at around 5,400mph is expected to crash into the moon, leaving a crater with a diameter of around 17m. (via BBC) The collision is expected to take place today at 7:35 BST, just under an hour from the time of this post.
Dr. Bean presents: A lesson on why we shouldn’t hold our pee
Shoutout to @skycave.space and many others like them that show off perfectly what @bsky.app & AT Proto are capable of. For those of you that aren’t aware #blackskygamers @skycave.space literally have made games playable on Bluesky ALL FOR FREE just sign in with your account #creatorsofblacksky
Americans stay eating like they got universal healthcare 🥹
There is no way that betting on wildfires should be legal. www.oregonlive.com/wildfires/20...
As Oregon burns and gamblers bet, lawmakers push back against wildfire betting markets drawing millions
Wyden and Merkley are urging federal regulators to crack down on prediction markets that allow users to wager on how long wildfires will burn and how much damage they will cause
oregonlive.com
Beg my fking pardon? Dengue? Here?? Chiiiiile
Virginia health officials announced the state’s first documented case of locally acquired dengue, saying a resident who had not traveled outside Virginia was probably infected after being bitten by a mosquito that had previously bit an infected traveler.
Photographer saw a small stack of folders and asked if they were clients. Me: Oh! Those are case files for my jurors. P: Court? Me: Book launch. Attendees are jurors, these folders are case files with their case brief and [other stuff] P: You REALLY put thought into this. Themed.
A list of not-Black folks that Black folks do NOT play about. Parts 1-3 #thread
#WriterSky, I have a question: How long do you wait between releases?
Food: Bake mac n cheese Not-Food: Writing more re President Aisha
What are you in the mood for right now?
Two things always *in* my desk: - Jewel-tone lipstick - Lotion Came in handy today with an unplanned photoshoot.
Talked to a local newspaper today. So of course I took a moment to shoutout the disabled online community
Just finished a press interview for Reasonable Accommodations. I sent them the link to my Media Kit. They thought I had a professional doing this! That was a lot of validation because I really did not think I was doing this the "right" way.
There's nothing CONGRESS can do? The Congress that exists to rein the presidents in (checks and balances). It's not that there's nothing they can do. There's nothing they WANT to do
Cornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
If we think about Nolan’s Batman—specifically the Dark Knight—dude is literally saying that a surveillance state is OK, as long as a “good guy” is doing it. Superhero movies really not beating the copaganda allegations.
NEW — Illinois is distributing one-time $400 emergency payments to residents who lost or saw a reduction in SNAP benefits following federal changes to the food assistance program. thetriibe.com/2026/08/chec...
Check your LINK card: Illinois is sending $400 emergency payments to some SNAP recipients • The TRiiBE
Over 100,000 Illinois residents have lost or are at risk of losing their SNAP benefits due to Trump’s attacks on the program.
thetriibe.com
I was just looking at my media kit assets and caught myself smiling. I'm proud of myself. I don't know if I say that (to me) enough bc now I'm smiling bc I'm proud of me.
Bean: I need a time machine so I can watch more Vooks! How do I make a time machine?! I need a time machine!! Me: Well first you need a flux capacitor Bean: Is that at Albertsons? Dad: We probably have to call Marty
Probably something by BSB, MDO, the Barrio Boys, or Mahalia Jackson
what song would you have playing on your page if we could add music?