Tried to watch Supergirl, emphasis on on tried there.
5 Lighters For A Pound
@5lighters.bsky.social
Bass playing lover of fuzz, punk, garage rock and Tranmere Rovers. Relocated to the lovely lakelands of Fermanagh years ago. Dark humour. Every band I've been in was woefully shit. Coincidence? I think not.
5 days in hospital, still fuck but not heart, some sort of muscular crap around the heart. Still feel like absolute shite though.
Woke up there, after minimal sleep, didn't know where I was. Presumably some mental facility. 5 mins later I released it wss the cardio ward, and I'd started hallucinating 🙄
Here's me, lying in triage with a suspected heart attack. How's your day going? All cool though
Movie night update: last 2 nights have Italian Job (original) and my choice, Young Frankenstein. A massive improvement.
Fuck, Jodrell Bank. NOOOOOOOOOO. #SaveJodrellBank
Gutted about Bill Oddie, such a childhood hero. Wasn't expecting Monday to be so shite.
Nice to see Bluesky lighting up in collective grieving for Bill Oddie.
Doot doot doot. 5lighters news headlines: 1. Bill Oddie dies 😭 2. Israel being cuntish again. 3. Mayo, YES MAYO, win the All Ireland, ending the 75 yo curse. (No county affiliation personally but it's GAA good to see)
Watched Mayo winning the All Ireland earlier then followed it up with a champ dinner, and you call yourself Irish? Fuuuuuuuckyeeeeees.
Janis Joplin on. One guy (my fave guy) says... I knew a guy called Bobby McGee in Belfast...cunt Absolutely sent me. Gone.
Lads in this collective shithole (not prison, calm dow6 ffs) are watching Mrs Browns Boys film for their movie night. Yes, I have called them boring unimaginable cunts and registered my disgust wholeheartedly.
Played some vids of our band on YouTube to some lads. Slegged tae fk. My response? I slogged hard for 10 yrs with that band and didn't give a fuck, so I definitely don't give a fuck about your opinion on our shitty vids we uploaded, which are shit by the way.
Big drama at The Darts tonight with Cameron Menzies. Hope he's OK
Everyone on here be like “oh yes I am a games designer with very strong opinions”, meanwhile here’s Anna age 12 out-designing all of you with her amazing pavement games. G’aun yersel, Anna.
2nd worst thing about the World Cup (hydration break, no. 1) missing the #totp funzone
Thank you for watching Belgium v Senegal (The Directors Cut) #BELvSEN #WorldCup2026
I don't wanna holiday in the sun I wanna go to new..
New favourite burlesque troupe name/theme just dropped. 10/10, no notes.