Marya came home last night to say she’d be giving her first zero-star review. Unlike ONE NIGHT ONLY, she did not disappoint.
"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." Zero stars for this piece of shit movie. My review of ONE NIGHT ONLY for @ebertvoices.bsky.social