De Machine. You can’t stop Lorena Wiebes. You can only hope to contain her. youtube.com/shorts/rlsKQ...
Lorena Wiebes doing Lorena Wiebes things. Pure power 💥
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Card carrying member of the so called lunatic fringe with a fist in the air in the land of kakistocracy. Unserious til I’m not. Critter dude. I’ll fix your bike. Over~apologizer that says fuck. A lot. I’m sorry
I mean, are we sure he’s not rabid?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoRFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking
I can see my house… Jk, I’m in that grey blob right in middle, it’s foggy af rn
NWS Bay Area Bot@nwsbayareabot.bsky.social · 3d agoBuilding upper level ridging resulted in a much shallowed, compressed marine layer this morning. Patchy dense fog 🌫️ is possible directly along the coast with drivers 🚗 recommended to be prepared for sudden changes in visibility and allo... https://x.com/NWSBayArea/status/2083893874288677165
I just sprained an eyeball I rolled em so hard simpleflying.com/trump-tower-...
Permanent No-Fly Zone Established Over Trump Tower, Effective Even After Leaving Office
The FAA has proposed adding a regulation to Title 14 of the Code of Federal Regulations, creating a prohibited area necessary for the president.
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Dollaring someone on The Price Is Right has to be in the top five lamest shit anyone can do on national television. Be original fucker
🎵Hello 6 bucks my old friend I’ve come to bend over again🎵
A little secret spot along the northern bank of the Carmel River, Carmel Valley, California. Try to find it; the search alone would be well worth it
Robert De Niro in Wag The Dog
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · last wk.Trump: “We stopped the conflict between Cambodia and Armenia. It was just starting, and it was a bad one.” Fact-check: False. There was no conflict between Cambodia and Armenia.
Skeletor & Orko Masters of the Universe Puppet
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Marc Elias@marcelias.bsky.social · last wk.🚨BREAKING: Senate Republicans confirmed Jay Clayton, the top federal prosecutor in Manhattan, as the new head of the U.S. intelligence community, a position that’s become central to President Donald Trump’s efforts to undermine U.S. elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Insufferably explaining the true meaning of Odysseus’ agony every time the siren song meme is perceived to be misconstrued
So gross and so totally on brand
Asha Rangappa@asharangappa.bsky.social · 2w agoThis story is indeed insane. They literally *discounted his correct answers* (on questions about the Constitution) so that a Trump supporting girl who wants to go to Hillsdale College could win $25K and be televised meeting Trump. So. Gross.
In his defense, he missed that particular briefing because more tacky ass gold shit needed to be glued to the walls of the White House. Priorities.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoQ: There was a report that Iran targeted barracks TRUMP: I don't know, well -- they're gonna pay a big price Q: Is that report inaccurate, sir? TRUMP: *takes another question*
60 some odd dropped and dismissed court cases says otherwise. What do they say about the definition of insanity?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoRon Johnson: "We truly have never fully investigated what happened in 2020"
“But I’m trying, Ringo. I’m trying real hard to be the shepherd.”
WholesomeMemes@wholesomememe.bsky.social · 2w ago
I guarantee that this very scenario has been used by countless dudebros to explain away some extremely problematic diagnoses
The Onion@theonion.com · 2w agoPool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow https://theonion.com/pool-owner-has-bathing-suit-that-touched-his-penis-you-1819575301/
