[ Vaporeon Noises ]

@a0bia.bsky.social

Stupid feline, vaporeon enjoyer, addicted to roguelikes. Serial art comissioner. Primarily She/her

Remember when it was better? Simpler times when you could spend your whole lunch break reading webcomics, less social media, McDonalds was affordable, making cryptic MSNYICQAIM statuses, MP3 player with like... 8 songs on it.

Bild

Being an adult is learning by trial and error... and I forgot biohazard stuff. Required: - Absorbent stuff (Vomit, Urine) - Nitrile Gloves - Disinfectant - Scoop / Shovel - Garbage bags that aren't impossible to open because they're statically welded together. - Clothes for being the purpetrator

Sometimes no matter how we rail against the system, how we play into it, or try to make it better... There's a moment in time where our best efforts are for naught, a designated failure. An acceptance of fate. That when that first stomach cramp hit, the cosmos ripped ass and shit your pants.

The knob on this bidet goes from 'school fountain' to 'enema'. If I adjust the pressure it takes forever to fill the reservoir. So now I am quickly developing the fine finger wiggles of a microsurgeon in order to keep my stinkiest wrinkles from being blasted smooth.

There's a certain smell. A scent, an aroma. A pervasive stink that brings me back. Rotting undergrowth, soil, a river nearby. The smell of propane, and food. A snapshot in time where I'm sat feeling unclean and groggy. But, despite the discomfort there's a warmth in it. Warm beef tea and security.

Would anyone perhaps have an idea as to which bidet would be best for peeling the brown paint off a stucco ceiling? I want one that I can wash away bad memories from the opposite end. Heated water is optional.

If you connect two raichu's by the arse withe one hemipenes, and then those two raichus each fuck one more raichu from behind with a bonus handjob to one of those two raichus as they give one more raichu a rimjob. It becomes the gayest FULL. BRIDGE. RECTIFIER. :0