Writing a fantasy short story where the self insert MC upgrades their PC.
[ Vaporeon Noises ]
@a0bia.bsky.social
Stupid feline, vaporeon enjoyer, addicted to roguelikes. Serial art comissioner. Primarily She/her
He beat up Lapure for the fit. At least 48 lapure were sacrificed in the process. Palworld, where you can be the baddies. Thanks, @qwarq.io for the commission!
Remember when it was better? Simpler times when you could spend your whole lunch break reading webcomics, less social media, McDonalds was affordable, making cryptic MSNYICQAIM statuses, MP3 player with like... 8 songs on it.
Being an adult is learning by trial and error... and I forgot biohazard stuff. Required: - Absorbent stuff (Vomit, Urine) - Nitrile Gloves - Disinfectant - Scoop / Shovel - Garbage bags that aren't impossible to open because they're statically welded together. - Clothes for being the purpetrator
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bgh... NEW BOARDS OF CANADA LETS GOOOOOO
Tape 05
YouTube video by Boards of Canada
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Sometimes no matter how we rail against the system, how we play into it, or try to make it better... There's a moment in time where our best efforts are for naught, a designated failure. An acceptance of fate. That when that first stomach cramp hit, the cosmos ripped ass and shit your pants.
Does using a dildo count towards doing five minutes of stretching for wellness apps?
"There she is!!!" by SamBakZa was posted 22 YEARS AGO today on @newgrounds.com. Happy Anniversary to Doki and Nabi!
@queenkami.bsky.social Drew my stinky lynx. He's an boy! He is also, not me. He's my wallet drain, my brainless son, my outlet for what little creativity I have. I think this is the ur example of my lynx going forward. c:
@qwarq.io Was once again taking up commissions to further the cause of magical girls. It's also Increast, so any excuse to add on a bunnysuit aesthetic.
Tis the day of bunnies, may you find last years eggs this year.
I wonder who I could convince to draw Azul like Li Xunhuan. Ti Lung's brooding scowl is menacing
The knob on this bidet goes from 'school fountain' to 'enema'. If I adjust the pressure it takes forever to fill the reservoir. So now I am quickly developing the fine finger wiggles of a microsurgeon in order to keep my stinkiest wrinkles from being blasted smooth.
Harvest Sailor Azul Kofi Nugget 19 — Bia #mewdsart #sfw #commission #kofinugget #anthro #furry #lynx #gravy #seasonal #thanksgiving #magicalgirl 2025 Nov 28
There's a certain smell. A scent, an aroma. A pervasive stink that brings me back. Rotting undergrowth, soil, a river nearby. The smell of propane, and food. A snapshot in time where I'm sat feeling unclean and groggy. But, despite the discomfort there's a warmth in it. Warm beef tea and security.
looking at me like I know how to use a generator. I'm not a man, I'm IT lmao
Would anyone perhaps have an idea as to which bidet would be best for peeling the brown paint off a stucco ceiling? I want one that I can wash away bad memories from the opposite end. Heated water is optional.
I would like to unbecome a homeowner. I have so much more to clean than just a tiny little apartment. *crying in adult*
Fart into the whoopie cushion ahead of time to ensure complete devestation
The Vicodin, a devout and zealous proscriber of pain. The prescriber of Opious, the goddess of Opium
If you connect two raichu's by the arse withe one hemipenes, and then those two raichus each fuck one more raichu from behind with a bonus handjob to one of those two raichus as they give one more raichu a rimjob. It becomes the gayest FULL. BRIDGE. RECTIFIER. :0