Aaron Hammond

@aaronhammond88.bsky.social

Pop culture obsessive, (no longer) stuck in retail. I talk about movies and music and sports sometimes He/him

GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON’T DIE: Verbinski barrels through the limited budget and glib script with his own brand of seething brio, once again twisting blockbuster tropes into an angrier, weirder shape. An anti-AI screed built on genuine ferocity. This one will have a cult.

THIS IS NOT A FILM: Avoids any and all grandstanding and glib martyrdom since Panahi and Mirtahmasb treat creativity as something as essential as breathing, the pain beneath the wry humor couldn’t be more universal.

CRIMSON GOLD: The crime genre is fertile ground for ruminations on class disparity and Panahi masterfully excavates every bit of it. The pain and rage that comes with pining for a privileged life that powers this film comes straight from Dickens. Has one of the greatest opening shots you’ll see.

THE CIRCLE: Panahi treating life for women under the Iranian patriarchy like swimming with sharks, which is why these interlocking stories are paced with action-movie propulsion. The walls start closing in the minute you’re born. Terse, seething filmmaking.

Anyone who thinks the other owners are operating in good faith in their calls for a cap are delusional. Even with a cap they’ll continue to be skinflints. The NFL and NBA have caps and both leagues have a dozen teams who operate this way.

Richard M. Nixon@dicknixon.bsky.social · 3d ago

Therefore Skubal going to the Dodgers in particular all but guarantees the lockout, because they want to pay him. The other clubs will scream for the cap, and there we are.

Very much looking forward to the Scorsese series on BC not just because he’s my favorite director but listening to Griffin evangelize Pixar for the past 6 weeks has been a tad exhausting and I’m glad to move off it.

THE MIRROR: “That’s my real life.” Like his New Iranian Cinema cohorts Panahi recognizes that truth and fiction in cinema aren’t separated by a fourth wall but by an easily manipulated gossamer. Such simplicity only giving you more threads to pull on. Made with unassuming metatextual density.

After hearing about how fucking disgusting the Toy Story subredddit is on this week’s Blank Check I decree that under Woke 2 if you’re 18 and older and don’t have any children, watching Disney movies should be a felony.