Aaron Segman
@aaronsegman.bsky.social
Neurodivergent weird fiction writer. Witness to Our Stupid Future™. Here's a buncha emojis so I don't have to use words like some medieval shit-shoveler. 🫀👻💋🐭🐙☄🤦🏻♂️🤦♀️🤦 He/they
We're not even gonna consider the possibility that the cats stole the boat themselves? And don't gimme this "afraid of water" crap. They're predators who eat fish.
Brosephine “no more hospital” Wires@joparkerbear.bsky.social · last mo.“No arrests have been made yet since the primary goal right now is to rescue the cats, Correa said. An investigation is ongoing.” Sounds like they’re gonna get away with it
Nobody talks about the guy who loved pushing boulders and had to spend eternity watching Sisyphus.
Britain's version of Vermin Supreme youtu.be/91YA8OhICI4
Count Binface on Newsnight
YouTube video by Nimrod Kamer
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Kevin Smith's Aguirre, the Wrath of God
Dave Karpf@davekarpf.bsky.social · 2mo agoGuillermo del Toro’s Toy Story
#mentalhealth advocates, part of this video is about Tom Kean, the congressman treated for depression. Putting aside the complaints over how he went about it, I want to ask what you think about 2 things: youtu.be/SFJsu9djeWY?... #depression #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness #mentalillness
McConnell FOUND UNCONSCIOUS, Health UNKNOWN
YouTube video by Breaking Points
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Watch the Llamas With Hats guy's classy, measured response to the absurdity of censorship. youtu.be/ZtYLiBIbeng
YouTube has removed "Ferrets"
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On a scale of tulpa to egregore, you're about a sleep paralysis demon.
What is your favourite Bible verse? (wrong answers only) "In 16 separate incidences, villages were able to independently invent "flesh interfaces" and "non-electrical portals", and it was surmised that these villages were being collectively dosed with LSD for long periods of time" Mother Horse 2:5
Camille Buckner@camillebuckner.bsky.social · 5mo agoWhat is your favourite Bible verse? (wrong answers only) “One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin.” -The Bible
Depluralize a movie: One Billboard Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Brie@brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 5mo agoDepluralize a movie: Goodfella
Could we just stop inventing things? Would that be so hard? youtu.be/qqze6aNB328
Your Unspoken Words Can Now Be Read by MIT's Alterego
YouTube video by CNET
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There should be a sitcom called Jose's Heroes where Al Madrigal leads a group of ICE detainees who smuggle people out of the detention camp under the noses of a bumbling commandant (William Shatner) and an overweight sergeant (Stavros Halkias). With Marcello Hernandez as LeBeau.
From the same person who makes Squarewords. It's pretty fun. #WQers explainle.org
Explainle
A word explanation game.
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Making Jell-O just to congeal something
Auntie Social@auntiesocial.bsky.social · 9mo agoGoing fishing just to reel something
Happy #Cartoonber2025 with the @cartoonist.coop!!! Our team told the short tale of Juan Jotters and his quest to expand sexy costumes beyond Halloween (and get rich doing it) Script: @aaronsegman.bsky.social Pencils: @strandedcomics.com Inks: @gwinga.bsky.social Color/Lettering: Me! #comicoop
You will be visited by three spirits
Josh Drescher@joshdrescher.bsky.social · 9mo agoYou will be visited by three spirits
William Tell: propelled to greatness by a psychotic hatred of apples. Follow your passion.
This Thanksgiving, you may find yourself trying to tell your right-wing uncle that whenever the government says they want surveillance powers for X, they actually use them for Y, Z, and everything else. Here's a perfect recent example for you to use: theintercept.com/2025/11/21/f...
How Universities Used Counterterror Intelligence-Sharing Hubs to Surveil Pro-Palestine Students
Internal university communications reveal how a network established for post-9/11 intelligence sharing was turned on students protesting genocide.
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God, Pluribus just keeps getting better. Every damn week.
If you've never seen any of Stewart Lee's stand-up, it's worth seeking out. Even though many of the references were lost on me since I'm not from the UK, it's still fascinating to watch him command a space or totally pivot halfway through a bit. youtube.com/shorts/UpXBA...
Stewart Lee on Marvel in the era of Trump & ICE
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Robert California has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
a man talking on a phone with the words you don 't even know my real name
ALT: a man talking on a phone with the words you don 't even know my real name
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun@caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 10mo agoThe Lord Humungus has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Change one letter. Ruin a candy. Wizzlers
Auntie Social@auntiesocial.bsky.social · 11mo agoChange one letter. Ruin a candy. S&Ms