Unsurprisingly, Trump got played. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

Anyone know where I can get a magnetic pronoun lapel pin (one that doesn’t have an actual sharp pin that puts holes in my tops)? Looks like I’m going to need a daily wearable reminder about she/her at work.

I will fight a motherfucker over those first two.

Dan Schkade@danschkade.bsky.social · 13h ago

Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check

This outfit screams lesbian middle manager

What's a girl gotta do to get blocked by Jeopardy dude? Jeez.

Honestly think I might have been drunk when I did this.

This university has a concentration in “Concert Accordion”. I lol’d.

Oh, the #OOTD

Service Merchandise. The conveyor belt was magical.

This is Hog@thisishog.bsky.social · 23h ago

What is the earliest memory you have of a big company ceasing to be a part of your immediate world. Mine is Montgomery Ward. I vaguely recall their catalogs. The local store held on longer than I realized, but it had faded from my general awareness years earlier. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Every time I see a reference to Craigslist I am reminded that about 3/4 of my body count is from Craigslist Personals.

My spoon is too big!!! My spoon is too big!!! I am a banana.

Cartoon Brew@cartoonbrew.bsky.social · yesterday

Don Hertzfeldt’s full catalog of films has found a new streaming home. Dropout has acquired a collection that includes ‘Rejected,’ ‘World of Tomorrow,’ ‘It’s Such a Beautiful Day,’ and more, with Annecy winner ‘Paper Trail’ arriving September 1. www.cartoonbrew.com/shorts/don-h...

The answer to the last one, for me, is yes. And pads, bandaids, ibuprofen, flossers, wet wipes, tissues, Tide pen, antacid, and a cloth to wipe your glasses.

Winter@kernowshark.bsky.social · 24h ago

The *only* acceptable questions from strangers in a public ladies are "are you waiting/queuing", "is there any loo roll in that one", and "do you have a spare tampon."

Turns out I might not have been an introvert as much as I lived in states where I was surrounded by assholes

God…fucking…dammit!!!

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterday

Cat Power is antivax

Denver does not want you party rocking too late.

Denver City Council rejects proposal to allow clubs to stay open until 4 a.m.

DLCP Executive Director Molly Depluchian said the department had hoped the later let-out time could decrease violent incidents late at night.

denverpost.com

What...in...the...actual...fuck? archive.ph/202608041637...

We're long-distance right now, but that doesn't mean I can't top my girlfriend. I make her be the one to hang up after we've talked for three hours.

A cord or battery from something you do not own anymore.

Kari | ❄️Cryo Support Character❄️@kawree.bsky.social · yesterday

Three pencils of varying lengths and eraser amounts, one of those chompy jaw staple removers, and at least 12 rubber bands. Load-bearing items.

Is it just me being “of a certain age” in thinking that bra straps should never show? Because I see girlies rocking outfits with straps showing, and I have a fear someone might perceive I’m wearing a bra.

At least when I was called he in Alabama they’d look me in the eye and own that they considered me a man. Colorado is fucking cowardly about it.

Is it a bad sign for the state of my mental health that I want to ask my stylist for a “bangs and a bob” cut?

a/k/a Craig Esherick's Mustache@cesmustache.bsky.social · 2d ago

bangs and a bob?

Lotta Rockies batters with warning track power

Assigned Knave Girl At Birth

jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · 6d ago

Until the late 15th century, the word 'girl' simply meant a child of either sex. Boys, where differentiated, were referred to as 'knave girls’ Girls in the female sense were called 'gay girls'. What kind of malleability does language allow? What kind of nightmares are the easiest to nail down?

Is that a fish in your pocket or at your just happy to see me…oh, it is a fish. Carry on. My bad.

Mondo Mascots@mondomascots.bsky.social · 2d ago

Nana-chan, a cat with a fish in its front pocket, is the mascot of Obama City, Japan.

roses are red, violets come in blues, out of his penis, here comes the

Rays just clowning on the Rockies at this point.

Me: You can just be a girl if you want to. The World: Not so fast, sir.

Look at red rural counties. They have shitty roads. Whole place smells like animal shit. There's like one Hardee's and that's it. Every strip mall, if they even have one, is vacant. Everything about the place smells like cow shit.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Trump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."

If I got hit by an NFL player the football would be the least of my worries. Higher on the list would be “Is my spine hanging on the outside of my back?”

Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2d ago

Do you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?

If they fuck with how blocking works...I'm gone.

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."