alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
I meant to post this last night but if you’re mad about any of the primary results you got 24 hours to bleed, try not to say anything you’ll regret in 48, and then it’s Blue No Matter Who.
For years now, especially since Trump's first term, ballot measures reveal an awful lot about the voters in states a whole lot of people rush to the front of line to tell to fuck off The voters consistently reject GOP overreaches like this. What if Democrats learned something from that just one time
Stephen Wolf@stephenwolf.bsky.social · 14h agoRepublican power grabs in Kansas and Missouri are going down in flames with 18-25% of votes reported so far. Missouri's Amendment 4 aimed to make citizen-initiated constitutional amendments practically impossible. Kansas' Amendment 1 was designed to flip the state Supreme Court to ban abortion
Fairness In Women's Sports shit is disheartening to me for a lot of reasons. but one that I really need people to chew on is: sports do not actually matter that's what they're for they exist to not matter the overton window is so fucked that we're treating *games* as if they're worth any of this
"give a man a fish, he eats for a day." i actually think that's pretty fucking good
it's so good. everything i've had from this place has been solid but this one really blew me away
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Teach your children ‘democrats are not always good, but republicans ARE always bad’ and in 2026 you’ve covered like 90% of their practical civic education wrt voting.
Stan Oklobdzija@stano.bsky.social · 11h agoThe best thing about Vote Blue No Matter Who is that it unloads a lot of cognitive burden. I wanted Tom Steyer to be in the Governor's race, but he's not so I'm gonna vote for Becerra. I don't follow his campaign at all: I'm voting for him because he's not a Republican.
POLITICS FACT: bonita gooch is spanish for "the lovely gooch"
Kevin@reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 12h agoBonita Gooch is the next representative for Kansas House District 84, unseating incumbent Ford Carr by a 70-30 margin
🫀🧠not all hero’s wear capes; they wear DIVA CUPS 💅 🦋🌊🌊💦
Wait did i show yall the worlds best cow painting?
Kate Compton@galaxykate.bsky.social · 2d agoIm here to be encouraging and post cool historical ceramics
people will try to tell you salt is salt it doesn't matter where it comes from, etc. but, personally? i think sea salt is superior to assault
new Sims 5 includes the ability to try your sims for their crimes at the Hague
I really need the people supposedly in opposition to the Republicans to either meaningfully hold them accountable for their naked power grabs— like remove them from power & possibly prosecute them— or start fighting on the same level as them, & I increasingly don't care which, *Which Is A Bad Thing*
Taniel@taniel.bsky.social · 18h agoThe Missouri SoS dragged out his office's examination of the veto referendum (of the GOP gerrymander) for most of 2026 to ensure he can run out the clock; and finally declared today, on the deadline by which he had to act, that he thinks the veto referendum is entirely unconstitutional.
just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
moving from recession indicators to recession alarms
alexis simpson@amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19h agoabout to let a 5 year old cut my hair ✌️
ok i started reading The Painted Bird and i don't know if i can do it. should i keep going. is it worth it
They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
