I need a person to talk to about the messaging in Frieren bc it's so incredibly human and undeniably one of the best things to come out in the last 10 years and all my friends won't do a podcast- goddammit i sound like a pie

i love movies, the magic of the screen. and that most likely someone somewhere has gotten a blowie during a screening of Disclosure Day.

this Iran deal really has me riled UP. I think this is the one that will make me POLITICAL

my ratatouille rat (we) got laid off from our chef job so now we had to get a teamster job. And yes, i know it's funny that "a rat is driving me driving a truck," but please don't make fun of him in this economy my rat can only take so much

So I wanted to answer something bc my audience deserves it: yes, i have a little chef up there but he hasn't driven me for over a year due to the DUI

It's me. I've been ruining AI the whole time.

fouls? more like suk my bauls

i once got too high and posted on twitter thinking it was bluesky wait is it happening again oh okay we're good

quick while they're behind the moon, steal their astronaut wallets

This Thursday, March 26th at 5pm Pacific, @abeepp.bsky.social and I will be co-hosting a livestream celebrating the 1000th Small Beans Content Module! Join us (and NUMEROUS SURPRISE GUESTS) for chat, vids, and a look back at 8.167 years of bean-bein'. IT HERE - www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq99...

1000th Content Module Celebration Stream!

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lol look at me fly

‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation

NASHUA, NH—Suddenly breaking his silence to extol the virtues of the decades-old HBO series, local dad Henry Breckner reportedly ended a 17-minute lapse in conversation Thursday by saying “Deadwood—no...

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love when writing, blocking, direction, acting, editing, and lighting come together. could talk about how right-left and shot size makes a difference for days - Rocky (1976)

Sheev Palpatine will somehow return in Avengers: Doomsday

Sometimes there were one set of footprints, other times there was a set of footprints and a set of hand prints. So I asked the lord, "why when I needed you most, was there footprints and hand prints?" The lord replied: "Son, that is when I wheelbarrowed you."

New podcast out now! We are joined by @michaelswaim.bsky.social & @abeepp.bsky.social to help us review an episode that starts with Sea Captain looking for treasure & ends with Bart & Lisa exposing secrets of a sinister STEM school! Links in bio or search The Simpsons Index on the good podcast apps.

Me and @abeepp.bsky.social doing a pod together??? That's like that time George and Elaine hung out alone! This one is REALLY fun, so listen up, you precious freaks! www.patreon.com/posts/139001...

JHCF 102: Abe Epperson | Jeff May

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Honored to host @thatbilloakley.com on the latest SIMPSONS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING! WHAT YOU KNOW He wrote steamed hams and many other eps! Also EP for years! Creator of Mission Hill! WHAT YOU DON'T Bizarre burgers! Unique regional foods! Hey remember The Mullets? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUeN...

How One Simpsons Joke Made Bill Oakley Famous 30 years Later | Simpsons Taught Me Everything

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SMALL BEANS TALK OVER MOVIES STARTS IN 20 MINUTES

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Oh dag we brought back movie night. better get your movie clothes on. www.patreon.com/posts/movie-...

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Stephen King Played ‘Mambo No. 5’ So Much His Wife ‘Threatened to Divorce’ Him: ‘One More Time, and I’m Going to F—ing Leave You’

Stephen King loves Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5."

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is bae a thing? I just thought everyone was misspelling my name.

Oh dag we brought back movie night. better get your movie clothes on. www.patreon.com/posts/movie-...

Movie Night on Monday!!! | Small Beans

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I've got a lot of questions about how Small Beans was formed. I figured I'd show some early footage.

Had a great conversation with @abeepp.bsky.social about movies! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY4d...

Only Stupid Answers@onlystupidanswers.bsky.social · last yr.

What is the future of movies? Are AI and IP killing the film industry? Check out the latest episode of TRASH TALK with @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and special guest @abeepp.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY4d...

been calling people "sacks" for two days now and am happy to report that I called my therapist to tell them that I will no longer be needing their services

I can attest that this is Michael Swaim's love language. He is doing mouth love here.

michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@michaelswaim.bsky.social · last yr.

Please allow me to blow your mind with 457 things you missed in Arrested Development! This is one of those content situations where watching it today directly helps me feed my kid, which is my compelling new call to action format. So you know, if you have the time! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfvH...

if god were to ask me what's your best sunday, I'd probably say dunks and feel pretty good about it.

look, televised halftimes don't have to be what they are. we could come together and make them just wall to wall dunks

i simply do not know what a foul is (nba basketball)

BIG THANK YOU to the Kings Among Beans who helped Small Beans finally crack 1k reviews on the apple podcasting app. Rumor has it this is or was a delineation point that will get us served more, but algos change constantly so it could mean nothing! This diminishes the size of the THANKS not a whit.