In honor of the day, here is my very short zombie story inspired by Bradbury's classic. Mine is called "There Will Come Soft Brains."

“You hear? Word is Neezy got visited by the Ghost of Christmas Pasta last night, said if he don't rig-atone for his ways he’s gonna be one burnt cannoli come Columbus Day! Showed him his own gravy.” - Chucky D

In honor of the day, here is my very short zombie story inspired by Bradbury's classic. Mine is called "There Will Come Soft Brains."

Just so everyone knows, this is a tried-and-true mainstream media tactic. For progressives/leftist candidates, every election is a “crucial test” and any loss would serve as proof to the media that the latest left-side moment is at its end. Any win, though, just means it’s time to find a new test.

Politico@politico.com · 2d ago

Michigan will provide another crucial test of whether progressives can not only keep up their winning streak in safe-blue seats but also break through in battlegrounds crucial for control of Congress. The stakes for the Democratic Party are huge.

I think we just got off on the wrong foot. No seriously, I meant to cum on that other foot. This is a big problem.

I finally caught that Western, Slow Horses? And it's good, don't get me wrong, but , like, come on...Slowrses. It's RIGHT THERE. like what are we even doing here?

Dude, just realized you can spam the down button until your contribution to a Zola wedding registry is negative! Guess who owes me the cost of my travel and room back?

Fun fact: mine seems like an intentional Die Hard reference but it’s actually based on some pics of me that leaked in the Fappening.

Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles@rustyshackles.bsky.social · 7mo ago

it's been a bit since I'd done an album cover so when @1900hotdog.bsky.social asked me I was like sure, but only if I don't have to draw every one in the site with musical instruments. They said oh, these aren't functional, so technically they're not. I WAS TRICKED! www.patreon.com/posts/1-900-...

Ida Moon

That'll do timeline, that'll do.

presales for my first novel start in less than two weeks. let's get it together shall we

"I'm scared mommy! I just experienced a nostalgia play with no monetizable emotional component!" "Shhh, it's okay sweetie, that's called a memory."

Someone on a pod recently asked what sitcom earworms are in my head a lot and forever, and whatever I answered in the moment now I wish I had said: CARE FOR A ROLO, SWEET XENA?

Odo OD

"You know what your problem is?" "Yeah. Yes." "And that makes you feel like crap?" "Sure." "Ok good, just checking."

today is we the unhoused’s last episode at iheart, but the show’s vital work is moving to patreon and could really use your support— here’s theo’s statement ❤️

Art from the never-to-be-completed project

Michael Kupperman@mkupperman.bsky.social · 6d ago

Tim Robbins contacted me in May of 2020 about collaborating on a graphic novel project… we talked on the phone a lot over the next few months. It was a weird time for me, my father had just died and suddenly I was having long phone called with a movie star.

Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.

TIL the moon has one sixth of Earth's gravity? Outrageous. We should send some astronauts to get that back.

hey baby, you know what they say about guys with big feet... well, let's just say my feet are so big sometimes I can't keep them erect and it becomes a real problem!

"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...

AI Companies Are Trying to Hide a Staggering Amount of Debt

AI companies are pouring tens of billions of dollars into enormous data centers. They're being built on top of a mountain of hidden debt.

futurism.com

we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.

Paula Wirth@paulawirth.bsky.social · last wk.

Pixar receives a $26.2 Million Tax credit to keep film jobs in CA, and immediately lays off 10% of its work force, after making over a billion from Toy Story 5, the highest-grossing film of 2026.

“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Trump take discs

IGN@ign.com · last wk.

Xbox is soothing fans’ fears around digital ownership following a system-wide outage that reportedly prevented games on physical discs from being played without an internet connection. https://bit.ly/4hExuSZ

They're even gonna burn down our store of reliable written information in the interest of making their gated information machine monetizable. Hoard books! Buy and store books full of valuable information you want future humans to know. Didn't think we'd have to say that in my lifetime.

Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival@theharvestmaid.bsky.social · last wk.

Why is everything so transparently evil now?

We've been in the ripping-the-copper-wiring-out-of-the-walls era of society for awhile now. There's no attempts to make anything better. There's no attempts to make anything people want. It's just syphoning gas out of cars and burying people in gambling debt from rigged betting markets.

Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival@theharvestmaid.bsky.social · last wk.

Why is everything so transparently evil now?

Dude, if you have something to say to me "Which Sex and the City Girl Are You" online test, just come out and say it.

Because I could not stop for death The bus maintained its Speed

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

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"I really think there's a loneliness epidemic in this country. I really do." - The Noid (to no-one)