A. Markov

@abigailmarkov.com

Pen Maker, Artist, Artificer, Director of Shenanigans. Don't let the approachable oversharing fool you - my actual work has been featured in Pen World magazine repeatedly, with collectors around the world. Personal account. www.abigailmarkov.com

It's the weekend here - the in-house adult kids both have Mondays off. They're both doing weekend projects of their own. Middle Son is replacing his ceiling fan, Youngest is purging a storage closet. My Inner Dad is so proud.

I am a walking snot factory with sinus congestion, almost no voice, a headache, stabbing ear paint from the pressure, and raging sore throat, BUT I NO LONGER HAVE A FEVER. THE BITCH IS BACK.

Feeling like a pansy ass baby, but two plus days of the fever bone and muscle aches and my skin feeling like someone is peeling it off whenever it's touched on top of sinus congestion, runny nose, burning eyes, vertigo, ear ringing, zero fine motor skills and all of my hand eye coordination shot?

If you ever have the opportunity to try one of these, don't. It starts out tasting like a candy style cough drop and finishes tasting suspiciously like shampoo, and lingers just like shampoo would. This is soda you give someone who's never had soda and wants to continue to have never had soda.

A can of Nekter Pop black cherry maple nectar soda

I get a little emo when sick (maybe more than a little.) And, in the wisdom that only comes when on four OTC medications for fevers and head congestion, and still barely functional enough to eat, I decided THAT was the perfect state to ask my brutally honest tarot cards "why would someone love me?"

I'm generally too busy to check stats - I'm going from production to customer service to business admin work and back again. But I got an email from my newsletter service that I'd hit the max number of profiles for my tier and needed to fix that or upgrade.

Think of the Louboutins and Armani jacket. (... and groceries.) YOU'VE GOT THIS, GURL. //conversations I have with myself when I really want an unscheduled day off

"Oh I don't know anything about your products or business, but let me give you unsolicited advice telling you to do exactly what you just said you don't want to do." I do not get enough credit for doing this sober.

Got 9 pens finished yesterday, and 10 the day before. I couldn't hold my phone and type by the time I finished last night, and I'm heading back to work shortly. I'm ALMOST DONE though. Just another 10 pens to go.

A man I went on one date with months ago circled back tonight. Apparently I scare men off because I bruise their egos. Heh. Heheheh. In other news, solved a workshop problem that's been plaguing me for three years tonight, and it wasn't my fault for a change.

Y'all. I've averaged six bodies per day of turning, and today is day five. 1.5 Bebe Fountain Pen bodes OF THIRTY left to turn. I've done 4.5 already today. I'VE GOT THIS.

This week has involved three separate days of DIY HVAC repair work. I will spare you the details, but it's been in the 90F+ all week, and you do not want to know the humidity levels. (It's Florida. I live in a literal swamp. You can imagine...) Read more: www.patreon.com/AbigailMarko...

Abigail Markov: This week has involved three separate days of DIY HVAC repair work. I will spare you the details, but it's been in the 90F+ all week, and yo

This week has involved three separate days of DIY HVAC repair work. I will spare you the details, but it's been in the 90F+ all week, and yo

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This right here. The little farm high up in the mountains in Hokkaido that raises a small herd of cows that very few people have access to liked my post tagging their meat. The world is very small and enormous at the same time. It's why I do what I do.

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Today I turned five stunning fountain pen bodies and bought an electric brush trimmer that I've wanted for years so I can reclaim properly from Fucking Ceasar Weed. Guess which one I'm most excited about.