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Corporate Chef in HOU, cancer patient, food lover, general all purpose geek, and huge gear head. Opinions expressed are my own and unrelated to my employer. (chef/chef)
Waiting to get into @courtneymilan.com 's Samuel Alito is a Whiny Pissbaby call is an excellent use of a Tuesday night. Thanks to @flourandmetal.bsky.social for purchasing this session via @romancingthevote.com We're in, we just weren't when I took the picture.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
No Context Earl Grey@frames.earlgreymemes.club · yesterday
Murderous Rage boiling up as my COBRA administrator has fucked up my coverage continuation and now I'm having issues getting my prescriptions filled. "Yes sir, we are working to fix the issue, but it may take 7-10 business days." This system is beyond broken.
Genuinely shocked Mitch didn't depart the mortal coil in the last dozen or so hours.
Genuinely shocked Mitch didn't depart the mortal coil in the last dozen or so hours.
oh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again
there are definitely downsides to the nuclear block but the reason I keep coming back to it as necessary and good is that it completely ruined the whole MAGA engagement model to the point that they prefer to mock us from the nazi bar rather than come here to troll us directly
John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2d agoBluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit
See a Sedanca Coupe, post a SC. When Bentleys were proper.
Team Radar Love@midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 2d agolook this account will post all Sedanca Coupe listings it comes across as a matter of policy and moral imperative, but a Mulliner SC? that’s a sign from the universe www.jdiconic.com/inventory/19...
Someone down the block has a red 996.1 GT3 tucked in their garage and the license plate is a Rice University plate that says BUAHAH. I think I need to meet this person.
Shit like this is why my mom says things like, "you couldn't pay me to walk around in Chicago, I'd be scared." We just roll our eyes at her, but it's actually a problem that this somehow resonates with Boomers.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
I used to buy the spent mash from Avery Island and used it as part of my bacon cure. I would then subsequently smoke the bacon over spent barrel staves. That bacon was 🔥🔥🔥
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2d agoTabasco Diamond Reserve (2018-2018): A special edition, incredibly small-batch hot sauce, released to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the Tabasco brand. It came in a champagne-style bottle with gold foil and a fancy gold box, retailing for $35 for a 6oz bottle. What made this sauce so unique? A 🧵
R's are facing serious backlash in Tarrant County, so they're going to try to interfere with residents casting votes. Found your Fraud.
Jen Rice@jenrice.bsky.social · 2d agoThey're probably hoping you won't hear about this. But tomorrow in TX, Tarrant County officials meet to vote on a GOP plan to cut almost HALF of Election Day voting locations, plus 8 early voting locations, some of them on campuses. Not hard to guess why. fortworthreport.org/2026/07/30/t...
Sophie Cunningham is the new Danica Patrick. How long before she goes on a "date" with Aaron Rodgers for some random reality TV series?
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 3d agoAfter a middling WNBA career, blonde haired, blue eyed Sophie Cunningham has positioned herself for post-basketball success and riches as a conservative mouthpiece. This is the pattern that always works because conservatives are very very dumb and will latch onto anyone who promotes hate.
Are the senators, representatives, and governors of these states raising a huge outcry about this that I’m just not hearing?
Malhavic777@malhavic777.bsky.social · 3d agoTrump is refusing 220 million dollars in disaster relief to Democrat led states. That alone should be a bipartisan impeachable offense. It should also be something that incites open revolt.
Jimothy Derby Car.
TakuroSpirit@takurospirit.bsky.social · 2d agoTook @jeshala.bsky.social to the Fair this weekend, and to her first Demo Derby. We saw this majestic beast somehow still driving after its first round, and it made it back for the final. Where it got about one "lap" in before finally breaking something in the front drive.
There is no “discussion” to be had unless you were skipping class during Science 101. Some opinions are so objectively stupid that they should be thrown in the gutter the moment they are uttered. Questioning if lockdowns saved lives is one of them. 
i once sat in my ambulance with a patient for 10 hours because there were no ER beds because there were no beds available anywhere in the hospital we ran through every O2 tank we had and the hospital was so low on O2 tanks that they couldn’t give us a new one
Gabriel Bosslet@gbosslet.bsky.social · 3d agoRFK Jr said these words today on national television "There were ICUs that were empty all over the country including in New York at the height (of the pandemic)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a fucking idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <sobs silently>
It appears Trump was willing to throw the Jan. 6 defendants under the bus while preserving his own IRS immunity deal. Read the fine print. 2/2
Looks like DoorDash has been paying dashers to put food in their robots for a while, eg this video posted June 13th. $11 to a person to solve a problem created by the solution to the problem of paying a person to solve this problem. OP: tiktok.zivamahalah
i say we quadruple the number of house reps but keep the same building size so those CLOWNS in WASHINGTON can live their truth
Mitch will "tragically pass after an extended hospital stay," later today.
Trump says Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Qatar, and Iran convinced him to call off a planned attack on Iran, adding: “I think there’s a deal.” Reminder: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar all have business ties to the Trump family. Nothing about this is normal.
Arguing with Bobby Kennedy is like debating traffic laws with roadkill.
It’s important to understand that when 1.2 million Americans are dying from a disease, any government action is excessive and tyrannical, but if a dozen trans women want to play soccer no government action can go far enough
Remember when the FCC banned new routers? Well now they've gone and banned new robot vacuums (not just Roomba brand, btw). www.theverge.com/policy/97231...
The US government just banned Roombas
It’s not just bots with legs.
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