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@abmoraz.bsky.social
Fan of former RoosterTeeth Studios (formerly fake_account_to_disable_autoplay) Former head of SteelCityScores. All things Pittsburgh and Marvel Puzzle Quest Amateur Poker Pro Currently Funemployed
Not mine, but my WWII vet Grandfather used to use this whenever he was asked to say Grace before a meal: The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.... whoever eats the fastest gets the most.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4d agonew joke format just dropped: you say the father the son and the holy spirit, then add two extra things.
The censorship of giphy continues. Searching for "trump epstein" or "epstein trump" showed the famous gif of them partying together. All of these gifs have been removed and the search-term has been white-washed. Same with January 6th gifs. They're trying to rewrite / bury history.
They used to call it Himhe‘s Chocolate but they changed it because of woke
The thing you have to understand about the ongoing US-Iran negotiations, is that on average, it takes a group of 12 year old boys at least five years to figure out how to run the D&D campaign
I didn't need any context to believe this statement.
Siobhan Thompson@vornietom.bsky.social · 3mo agoI’m right and I was right to do this
“I’m ChatPGT” “I’m Google AI” “I’m Claude, and this is 60 Minutes” ChatGPT: “there are 57 minutes in 1 hour” Google AI: “there are 63 minutes in 1 hour” Claude: “this averages to 1 hour, or 60 days” Grok: *calls someone a hard-R when they ask Grok if this is true*
The more familiar you are with the inside of a Cybertruck, the less familiar you are with the inside of a woman.
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
That's totally disrespectful. Imagine you worked hard your entire life to create a company that manufactures trash cans only to have someone throw Pam Bondi's face in it.
Hey cool, now we're bombing "just for fun." This is a real thing said by Pedolf. We've spent $11.3 billion in munitions in the first week of the war alone. So we're going to war and spending billions, putting the entire region in conflict, putting lives at risk "just for fun"?
Just made the switch to WaterFox. It didn't find my Firefox settings/bookmarks/etc..., so I had manually do everything. Other than that, seems to be golden so far.
Holy shit! Watching season 2 of Ted and a wild @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social suddenly appears as a 23yr old high school kid!
Maybe Trump is the exit dose this whole fucked-up system needed? It’s like chemotherapy — the poison ALMOST kills the system but out of that chaos comes the death of the cancer? If this tears apart MAGA *and* neoliberalism then go man go.
@blizzb3ar.bsky.social I have been negligent in my Gold Star awards. Here are some to make up for the ones I missed:
Listening to the latest @100percenteat.com Did not expect to hear @briangaar.bsky.social taking strays 10 minutes in...
Hey, I know NOFX isn’t everyone’s cup of tea (I personally really like them), but this song is fantastic
Donald@rabbitoh.bsky.social · 7mo agoFor your Thursday morning listening pleasure. They even call out Huntington Beach, which might be relevant to @chriswarcraft.bsky.social's interests.
(1/2) Unpopular opinion, but I think we do need an Immigration and Customs Enforcement department in the federal gov't. However, it should be a bureaucratic department and not a para-military one. It should be like the IRS. It does it's job with immigration processing and import/customs rules and...
If your church is run by an ICE field director you are not actually attending a church, you’re part of a cult.
The ghosts of Bob Hoskins, Dennis Hopper, and Mojo Nixon are going to haunt you forever for this take. (Possibly John Leguizamo will join them if/when he gets offed by a Piranha Plant)
Brian Gaar@briangaar.bsky.social · 8mo agoChris is right MK 1995 was the best video game movie for YEARS
Between Andrew Tate, Jake Paul, and the Epstein files, it was a great weekend for blackouts.
The guy who robbed to my house got elected to the president of the home owners association. He has vowed to release the surveillance video after pressure from people aligned with him. He just needs some time alone with the files. I'm sure it's fine.
