We need to get those guillotines ACTIVE. All this other shit is just talk and these billionaires/politicians know they can live another day

Oversimplified French Revolution Guillotine

ALT: Oversimplified French Revolution Guillotine

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Blue crabs invading Italy and crawfish invading Spain. Sounds like my talents are needed in Europe.

Winnie the Pooh: Feeding Time, I'm Ready!

Alt: Winnie the Pooh: Feeding Time, I'm Ready!

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The irony of this is that what should be happening is the complete opposite: degrees that don't make enough should have their student loans forgiven. Yeah I said it. Go to law school and study corporate finance law? Pay back your loan. Go to grad school and study social work? Pay back nothing!

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 2d ago

President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v

YT prone be looking so dusty in the airport

“Government can make capitalism work for—” shut the fuck up

Bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

Two years older than MTV

Xavier D’Leau@xavierdleau.com · 3d ago

MTV is 45 as of yesterday

Where are the real shooters? Ohhhright, you’re aligned with the Notz.

Thickest novi eboraci ®@worldwidewoman.blacksky.app · 3d ago

Best way for them gun lovers to show us why they need that amendment so bad should be to start shooting these 🧊 kidnappers and killers

Best way for them gun lovers to show us why they need that amendment so bad should be to start shooting these 🧊 kidnappers and killers

Reminding myself that I really am that bitch and THAT nigga on this good Sunday morning.

I don’t know who needs to here this, but there are only laws to oppress people and tamp down resistance. Every other law to protect the people in this country, citizens or otherwise, may as well not even exist. We are here, what we gonna go together? Y’all ready to be inconvenienced yet?

KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘@kojamf.bsky.social · 5d ago

Senator Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

ACAB, every single one.

✫✫LVN✫✫@urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 4d ago

When I was 16, I let some random little girl use my phone, but it was def a set up and some dudes tried to jump me and take my iPod. They didn’t, but my phone was gone & my friend had ditched me to run on his own. I wandered to a park and told a cop what happened and asked if I could call my mom

Oooohhh! Yes!

Chico Escuela@blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 4d ago

Thank you for the Roland Martin rundown

Vera Walker@indyugh.bsky.social · 4d ago

Yeah, I just went to go look it up... this is in fact a Tasha K generated rumor. For a lady that already owes somebody for the next three lifetimes you would think she would learn to shut up.

Text me first, please! Because I’mma almost always decline.

Bl3rditout™️ | EarthRealm’s Champ@bl3rditout.bsky.social · 4d ago

When somebody FaceTimes me out of the blue… 😳🤬

They putting protein in everything known to man. How about some fucking fiber?!?

Another day, another discovery that it took me less than an hour to do something I'd been putting off for Y E A R S . Fam, just do the thing. I promise you, whatever it is, it's not as big as you're making it out to be in your head. Just get started. You'll be surprised how far you go.

This sounds like THE most Roland Martin shit I ever heard. I hope it’s consensual and ethical. Anyway I’m on the grill again: salmon and broccoli

EP@epark1016.blacksky.app · 4d ago

Apparently there is video of Roland Martin at another woman's house getting pegged while wearing a leopard thong and an ascot

“you’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.” — Salads

Izaya@izaya1.bsky.social · 4d ago

Lord I miss eating salads

Lawyers are fucking wild.

Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 4d ago

A girl who i went to school with said that they're about to start lawsuits and compensation for people who got the covid vaccine. Lol.

She’s working! And because she’s my wife’s favorite, I gotta see them all 👀

Imported_Sylk@beanbags7.bsky.social · 4d ago

I didn’t realize Anne Hathaway was in that many movies this year. 🥵🥵

I am incensed.

Tawni@immaculateice.bsky.social · 5d ago

A 2x divorcee and a deadbeat dad is crazy 😭

What good is the truth if some of the details is missing?

Mega Thee Tron@valarmordollars.bsky.social · 5d ago

A lie of omissions is still a lie.

I’m swinging! You leaving me after I supported you through RUSSIAN PRISON?! IDC what I did, bitch we go together for life. Take ya new bitch to another bedroom, where you sleep and go head.

The cure to mornings is coffee and weed. I will not be debating this.

If y’all don’t get the fuck outta here

Jenét Morrow@jenetallday.bsky.social · 6d ago

Check Your Pantry: Over 180,000 Cans Of Soup Recalled Due To Spoilage Risk www.delish.com/food-news/a7...

"In order to prevent this from happening again...we are immediately suspending Caitlin Clark until further notice." Cathy Engelbert Commissioner of the WNBA

We also capitalize our Bs over here.

Kenkire (any) @kenkire.bsky.social · last wk.

Look what my fellow melanin deprived people are doing. They are destroying the spaces where people can commingle and feel safe. There is now an app called #blacksky for black people. And I'm damn sure it's because my fellow wyts don't make them feel safe here. I am ashamed of my fellow wyts.

it’s national wings day, send your crush some $$ for some wings