Joe Vance
@aboveaveragejoev.bsky.social
Graphic/UI/UX designer. Artist. Music super dork. Wants to be Optimus Prime when he grows up.
What a crazy, eclectic week of new music. Mastodon, August Burns Red, Converge, Death Cab for Cutie, Bridge City Sinners, Blood Incantation, Old Crow Medicine Show, Belushi Speed Ball, Dwarves, Modest Mouse, New Found Glory, Weezer, Citizen, Protest The Hero. My ears might bleed by weekend’s end.
This continues to look like it’s going to be fun. Almost Troma-fun, I might even say. #horror #icecreammannovie bloody-disgusting.com/movie/395433...
Eli Roth’s ‘Ice Cream Man’ Red Band Trailer – Kids Brutally Murder Adults This Summer
Eli Roth (Cabin Fever, Hostel, Thanksgiving) is back this summer with Ice Cream Man, a brand new horror movie coming to theaters August 7 from Roth’s label The Horror Section. Written by Eli Roth and ...
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Well, this is just awesome. Wondered how things would sound without Brent (RIP), and that would be “jams”. #mastodon #newmusic youtu.be/ESdDBTmvQjs?...
Your Ghost Again
YouTube video by Mastodon - Topic
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The I-65pocalypse is nigh. Repent. Reprieve. Relocate. #kentucky
Honestly amazing that: 1. The head of the FBI cannot protect his own merch store. 2. The head of the FBI has a merch store.
Mikael Thalen@mikaelthalen.bsky.social · 3mo agoNEW: FBI Director Kash Patel's personal merchandise website was taken offline today after it was revealed that hackers had hijacked it to trick visitors into downloading malware. san.com/cc/kash-pate...
Pete Hegseth is going to be in Kentucky today. For the love and good of all of us, hide your bottles, lock-up your flasks, and someone barricade the Bourbon Trail. #defcon1
Given the way it was going in OT for her…why…why was the ball not in Caitlin’s hands over Kelsey Mitchell for that last shot? Had our chances. 0-2 at home 😑 #NowYouKnow
Given Drake’s controversies with underage girls and, well, Trump: this fits. The 13 year old running this administration’s social media accounts didn’t think that one through so much. #trump #epsteinfiles
Where do people go when they die? How do you keep them alive? How do you make sure that something like this won't ever happen again? Not to any other friends. youtu.be/f9D47R9wphU?...
The Menzingers - "When You Died" (Full Album Stream)
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
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You know how I know this is fake? It’s not that the flag should have 13 stripes instead of 11. It’s not the depiction of Trump as a Mandalorian warrior (we all know he’s a Palpatine wanna-be). It’s that he would have a kid in a bag that’s smiling. #StarWarsDay
Trump and his hive of scum and villainy had to use AI to depict himself as a Mandalorian warrior for his post. Barack Obama just went out and got @markhamillofficial.bsky.social. #StarWarsDay
The Obama Foundation@obamafoundation.bsky.social · 3mo agoMay the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.
I'm marching up to your gates today / To throw my lonely soul away / 'Cause I don't need it, you can take it back. youtu.be/P1aWag0Nl9E?...
The Menzingers - Gates
YouTube video by The Menzingers
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He never had the money to pay for the ballroom. It was always a scam. We were always going to have to pay for it. They were just waiting for the right moment to hit us with the bill. This is now the time.
Trump is mired in an illegal war that's destabilizing the world while spiking inflation & immiserating Americans, a key part of the govt remains unfunded, & Rs who control Congress are fixated on...spending taxpayer $ for a vanity ballroom Trump vowed would be privately funded A complete clown show
This skit has lived in my head rent free for days now. No reason. @michaelianblack.bsky.social #thestate
Mar-a-Lago just flipped blue. Democrat, Emily Gregory, beat Trump’s endorsed guy in the district that literally includes his house.🤣
You weren’t a comic-loving fan who was drawing in the 90s if you didn’t try to freehand copy this cover at least once. #RIPSamKieth
I thought “Big Bang Theory” was the worst show I’d ever seen. But even that doesn’t hold a candle to the garbage that is “FBI”. Every single character on this program is bad at their job, and should 100% have been fired somewhere along the way. How is this shit-show still on? #television
As I mentioned to a friend or two: Officially at the stage of life where I see commercials with Matthew Lillard shilling for at-home colorectal cancer testing kits… “Are you feeling a little WOOZY THERE?!?! Well, it could be the early onset stages of colorectal cancer.”
Why…why is there not a way to effectively block commercials on TV, yet? Because if I have to hear these Keep America Great PAC, Andy Barr, Ed Gallrein, and/or Nate Morris ass-hats trip over themselves trying to “Out ‘Trump’” (pun intended) each other one more GD time… #kentucky #SouthernIndianaPain
