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just like hillary was the dem nominee just because her husband was the president
Erik Hane@erikhane.bsky.social · 7h agoseeing Lindsey Graham's sister automatically get his senate seat... old-timey feudal lord shit. how could that possibly be how that works
the main lesson from the michigan primay is if aipac spent $100 million on haley stevens she could have won
a man gets into a car crash and an ambulance takes him to the hospital. he needs surgery to save his life. the doctor says "i cant operate on him! im on my period." how is this possible?
"nbc called it for el sayed!!" so? i called it first
acabylon bee@acabylonbee.bsky.social · 17h agook it's my bedtime. im officially calling it for el sayed. congratulations
a man gets into a car crash and an ambulance takes him to the hospital. he needs surgery to save his life. the doctor says "i can't operate on him: i was in the epstein files." how is this possible?
I am hearing that Haley Stevens received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
The media's takeaway from an El-Sayed win is the same as it would have been from a Stevens win, and the same as it will be if El-Sayed wins the general, or if he loses it: everyone, no matter who they are, needs to take several steps to the right.
ok it's my bedtime. im officially calling it for el sayed. congratulations
wrong. the worst possible outcome is everybody doesn't have fun and enjoy themselves
Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 18h agoAES scraping out a victory is probably the worst possible result ngl. We needed a decisive win by *somebody*.
it's closer than i thought, going to vote a couple more times for abdul el sayed just to be safe
(learning that sophie cunningham is a bench player) just like riley gaines sophie cunningham isn't one of the five best
Max Miller's ex-wife deserves the same support that all DV victims deserve. Hopefully this truly awful situation can also bring attention to how the policies she's supported (including abortion bans/opposing no-fault divorce) can be life-threatening for women in similar situations:
if he's saying he's taking dumps at dinner parties i guarantee you whatever depravity he is doing is at least 10x worse
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 24h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
if a girl really drowned the whole world with her tears why is this the first that im hearing of it
i haven't followed the whole gwen pepperoni-ken jennings situation closely but you can always count on bluesky moderators to make it worse
a federal judge has ruled that kash patel is a googly eyed kremlin bitch as a matter of legal precedent
The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 4d agoA federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/oZwZMR9
has anyone else noticed that donal trump has gotten progressively more insane since he got the covid vaccine?
it's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog -michael vick
Think about it this way: what if your tax dollars were used to buy sophisticated surveillance equipment and guns, and then the cops never killed your dog? Wouldn’t you feel ripped off?
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
the los angeles dodgers have acquired mets broadcaster howie rose in exchange for prospects
