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everybody here will ignore us til we grow enormous
hell yeah can’t wait to finance a rebuild of my shitty deck for more than i’ve ever paid for a car in my life
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 26m agoHome sales are slumping, renovation spending is losing steam and yet lumber prices have risen this summer to their highest level in four years on.wsj.com/4gfbq00
if you used to post under a different name during 2014-2017 era of twitter you’re required to share it here because i guarantee i am not putting two and two together on some of you lol
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Tune of foreigner’s hot blooded Well i’m ..shoplifting Checkout is free Got a savings of $103
richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d agopost your worst draft
hell yeah the hitman from Weekend at Bernie’s
A Whole Damn Town!@im.a.whole.damn.town · 23h agoTwin Peaks: Judges for the High School cheerleading team.
not intentional but this is a pitch perfect impression of Joe Exotic
Cory Snearowski@corysnearowski.bsky.social · 3mo agoMean Ted Lasso
I am hearing that Haley Stevens received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
the two things I’ve seen the most in my social media circles in the last 15 years are the phrase “I want to die” and pictures of Budd Dwyer. get cooler friends.
New York Magazine@nymag.com · 23h agoOn social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?
what’s cool is I saw her on ACL with the Flaming Lips in 2007 and it was so awful that I’ve never paid her any attention since. i was right once again
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
A Flock of Seagulls is playing in Louisville a week from Friday, someone stop me from going
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the Yankees bullpen being torn apart by *reading notes* Blaze Jordan, Nathan Church and Jimmy Crooks?
