Have they announced McTurtle's status yet or are they waiting a couple days so they're not *extremely* obvious? #Where'sMitch?
🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦
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Y'all know me, I'm a stereotypical white girl. I'll not likely to even read DMs, so...I guess you can waste your time, but I wouldn't.
Zapp Rowsdower - Canada's greatest super hero.
MST3K: I Wonder If There's Beer on the Sun
ALT: MST3K: I Wonder If There's Beer on the Sun
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Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 7d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
SPOILERS The utter glee we all feel at Sir Crispy finally eating it must be a taste of another, truer death. #HouseOfTheDragon #ByeByeCrispy
Finally finished. My main takeaways: 1. Republicans letting him get away with his corruption in his first term emboldened him to the jaw dropping corruption we have today. 2. Paul Weiss and ABC kissing his ass set off everything. The Cabal didn't think it would work.
Argentina can still win if Mike Pence has the courage. (And Trump decides to jump to Team Spain.) #WorldCup2026
The GOAT is dead, long live the new GOAT!
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2w agoBREAKING: SPAIN DEFEATS ARGENTINA 1-0 TO WIN THE WORLD CUP
The look of surprise when she realizes she's really in water 🥹
WeRateDogs@weratedogs.com · 3w agoThis is Maya. She couldn't decide between taking a swim and taking a nap, so she chose to do both. 13/10 (TT: tinychihuahuacedric)
Do NOT repost this extremely unflattering photo. It would be REALLY mean. I'm going to post it here to remind you to be good!
Adam Kinzinger@adamkinzinger.substack.com · 3w ago
She finally got her money. 🥳
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3w agoBREAKING: E. Jean Carroll just received Trump's $5 million — plus interest. Despite Trump's repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll's legal team this week. www.ms.now/news/e-jean-...
Okay guys, CLEARLY he's alive. I'm as disappointed as you are. 😔
Scubapoet@scubapoet.bsky.social · 3w agoOk this is a little funny…
Watched the self-pitying Platner video. I can't wait until tomorrow when we only hear about him during his court hearings.
And Shrek smut and Veggie Tale smut. The world is vast. (And we've gone too far.)
One Angry Eyebrow…@oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 4w agoNarrator: There was also werewolf smut…
The McTurtle nonsense is merely a glimpse to the utterly shameless idiocy we're in store for when IT™️ finally happens. They will Weekend at Bernie's that stiff until he begins to rot.
Like the Cruz Curse™️ The Trump Curse™️ is very much real. Don't let him near you if you want to win. #Trumpcurse #ETTD
Theodore Roosevelt Jr spotted arriving at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding. When the 168 year old was asked why he chose to come to the wedding his reply was "Apparently I'm alive again, so I figured 'why not'?"
BrokenFiction@brokenfiction.bsky.social · last mo.Andy Kaufman spotted arriving at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding.
Looks like we're all just cheering for 107 degree heat with 110% humidity at this point.
America 250. The government brought the potato salad to the cookout but it's mostly just raisins.
I have an update on Betty, the only person I’ve ever posted a GFM for because I know her so well. She desperately needs our help. If you can lend a hand, it would be greatly appreciate it. If not, I completely understand. A repost reaches far and wide, and it’s free. gofund.me/c20d8437e
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This is why you don't relive your glory days with Jeff while your brain is going full dementia.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoAnybody have any clue who this is? I’m baffled
Let's sum up this fiasco: 1. There was no reason to redesign the Reflecting Pool except Trump's narcissism. 2. He ignored science and chose a color that would make everything worse. 3. It made everything worse. 4. We have to spend millions MORE to fix it now.
Steven Beschloss@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 2mo ago“The scandal of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is such a complete encapsulation—and such a perfect metaphor—of incompetence and corruption that it deserves to be both a long-remembered failure and a final straw for a restless, angry nation.“ www.americaamerica.news/p/what-does-...
