Pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving: "Hey Steve, don't eat me yet. You should grab some more turkey first." Me:

Green Screen Videos by Murdoink@murdoinkgs.bsky.social · 4d ago

Samoa Joe "I’ve had enough, I’m done with this, it’s time for you to die now” green screen

I've referenced this video too many times over the years but I still think about this line every time I play a fighting game youtu.be/lHOIQ6By8Xg?...

Minnesota's women's major pro sports teams have now won 7 titles in the last 15 years. Our men's major pro sports have won 0 in the last 34 years.

Minnesota Star Tribune@startribune.com · 2w ago

Minnesota has finally won a pro football championship. The Vixen of the Women’s Football Alliance defeated the Pittsburgh Passion 42-14 on Saturday in Canton, Ohio, home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Me: "I'm not boring. I'm a multifaceted person." My facets:

Sapiosexuals after developing deep feelings for their partner

🐱Sophie/Cookie🍪🏳️‍⚧️@cookiesophie.bsky.social · 2w ago

I have issues. Our house had an old backyard fire pit. It had random car parts & broken glass, plus many of the bricks were broken, so it needed to come down. Finally got a chance to take it down today, only to discover this... A big ass fucking stump.

Cape Verde vs Spain: 6 shots (1 on goal) in 90 minutes Argentina vs Spain: 2 shots (0 on goal) in 120 minutes Cape Verde is the 2nd best team in the world

I am never going to skip a third place match ever again as long as I live

Paris St-Globetrotters vs London Generals

acekingoffsuit@acekingoffsuit.bsky.social · 3w ago

London Globetrotters vs Paris St-Generals

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

London Globetrotters vs Paris St-Generals

I was just scrolling through YouTube on the TV and AceJack INSISTED that I play one video in particular. He would not accept any alternatives. It was a longplay of Neo Turf Masters. Y'all motherfuckers are so cooked in a few years it's not even funny.

CUM is dead

Cammy > T. Hawk

I'm having way too much fun with this damn thing. The ability to summon a NEW NEW NEW WORLD ORDER... FOR LIFE on command is just the best. www.wjkhmedia.com/nwo/

What a fucking game.

The hate watch party is either going to have their biggest party ever or their biggest case of blue balls ever.

COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOADS TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME...

Massive Earthquake happened in Venezuela during EVO weekend. The Venezuelan FGC is doing their part to help spread awareness and receive support to rebuild their homes and save loved ones. Please help our FGC brothers and sisters.

erin plasma@plasmasword.blacksky.app · last mo.

www.gofundme.com/f/venezuela-...

Whoever decided to randomly bless the Mall of America and make it a rhythm game hotspot out of absolutely nowhere, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and wish you nothing but the best.

So if they pull off the whole Steph/LeBron/Draymond/AD plan, are we calling them the Golden Years Warriors or the Olden State Warriors?

Remember when "LUL EU FREE" discourse was running through the FGC? Now it's soccer's turn.

Presented without context

"Random bullshit go!" is now canon.

BREAKING: Arslan Ash still decent at Tekken

Idgaf I Dont Care

Alt: A woman dismissively saying "he aight"

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Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · last mo.

Humble Games Bundle: Arc System Works EVO Collection ($20 for all) buff.ly/BRd0xIO #ad

Bless up for those going to Evo 🙏

acekingoffsuit@acekingoffsuit.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Allow me to bless you with the Major Tournament Prayer - Be your journeys safe and your mixups dangerous Be your bracket runs long and your registration line waits short May someone else in your friend group be the one to wait in the Popcorn Baron line Forever and ever In Wazzler's name Amen

Holy shit. That’s A LOT for lamelo.