"Cut that bitch right off, I feel like Van Gogh"

SWIIRL (Sativa Diva 💅🏿)@thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 5h ago

If you see this, quote it with a song lyric you love

Haitians are never not hilarious but also he really cooked

𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 10h ago

Okay this was funny (absolutely right about the pet thing)

Hannah Waddingham is what a sugar mama looks like when you fantasize about having one

Dyazonium@dyazonium.bsky.social · last wk.

🎂🎁Hannah Waddingham🎁🎂

A lot of Armand Hammer's music makes me feel like the first time I saw The People Under the Stairs

The most recent superman is the most accurate superman to me, but maybe thats because I've always seen superman as kind of a dork

Aluino #ProtectJho@aluino.selfhosted.social · 2d ago

Coworker told me Henry does a better job being an accurate Superman and I had to tune this man out LMAOOOO “The new one feels like he’s too autistic about saving people and would be paralyzed with indecision.” Huhhhh???

Throw the portable tire pump in there too

Tiricohairline@trejames.blacksky.app · yesterday

I've saved a lot of folks ass, mainly strangers, with that portable battery jumper. Whatever you pay for it is worth it.

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

Boy I disdain when niggas tell me somebody a hoe like thats a deterrent

You was rambunctious on the ravine

Yanncé ✨@uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 2d ago

Turns out that I was boisterous on the bayou. 🥴😔

When Batman beat people up, they still looked like humans afterwards. One powerpuff girl could leave you looking like a crown roast.

Empé 🐉👑@roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 2d ago

Question on the clock app was would you rather square up with Batman or the Powerpuff girls and idc what the circumstances are I’m not taking them girls on at all.

Remember when folks were using Pretty Wings as a wedding song?

Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d ago

There are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!

I just saw a dude call a gay feller a "sugar man" and I'm imploring straight dudes to stop giving homosexuality flavorful names

Imagine if Christians kept putting out Christian porn. Thats how I feel when vegans keep making fake versions of good foods. Im not even going to expound on what Christian porn could be. Use your imagination.

I swear vegans are Amanda Seals They pride themselves on being different on some third eye shit, but still want to be in the mix and apart of the group

Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 3d ago

I bite into a piece of fish and it’s grits, I’m fighting someone

actually making stuff is even cooler when so many people are just pretending to make stuff on the bullshit machine

On the cheek???

Underneath the Skeets@mssporadic.bsky.social · 6d ago

His mama taught him how to kiss. He’s got problems. Not listening to any of his takes on relationships.

I expected babychiefdoit to be a 30 year old with a mustache but that nigga look like Riley Freeman

I've been told its because of: How I wear my hats My vocabulary Because I cut my own hair My jovial demeanor

Sbooks@bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · last wk.

(But why are yall being accused of liking YT women?)

Imagine walking around looking like them niggas off Prometheus

[giver of problems: pro max✨]@jforjae.bsky.social · last wk.

That's what kills me about Transphobic, racist, sexist, homophobic and whatever the hell else fucked up thing people... They hate but can't leave people alone and stay away. No they seek and hurt. Evil muthafuckas.

She started that shit like a Thanos quote and then activated the reality stone

T. Krown@mumbles-j.bsky.social · last wk.

Ol girl wildly unhinged….. but that jab landed with pinpoint accuracy

Im getting used to this new Ghost in the Shell. I look up and Kusanagi getting her cootie cat played with???

Life was fucking me. I threw it back harder.

Maybe its because my grandma put the oil on my forehead, but I refuse to drink "Liquid Death". Especially when they doubling down the death.

malcoholic@lepetitereboot.bsky.social · last wk.

what is even going on?

Seeing a Penny Arcade reference in 2026 just feels like a threshold has been crossed

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · last wk.

It really shows how asinine the whole anti-woke movement is to see them crying over actor diversity and completely missing the anti-war propaganda. Just like fucking anime fans.

More like Aurafarmgamemmnon

Like hello!?!?

Lilooo 🪷@lisajohnax.blacksky.app · last wk.

Sitting here thinking about the Odyssey… can we talk about Agamemnon’s armor for two seconds!?