Thoughts and prayers for the thrift store workers who are gonna have to handle 14,000 tons of MAGA hats and whatnot.
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Blue resister, old crank, book lover, history lover, quietly bemused by most of existence.
I didn’t know a little Diana Krall music first thing on a Thursday morning would land so satisfyingly well.
How many soup kitchens and food banks would this have been? Or affordable housing? Or hell, how many blankets handed out to unhoused people? That guy can’t leave earth fast enough.
Elon Musk spent nearly half a billion dollars on the 2026 midterms and couldn't stop a Democratic wave
With Amy Klobuchar being elected governor, Minnesota will need to appoint a new senator.
With Amy Klobuchar being elected governor, Minnesota will need to appoint a new senator.
Someone should remind Hakeem Jeffries how many times Anthony Fauci was dragged into hearings, or Jim Comey, or Jack Smith, or Hunter Biden… And then Hakeem can tell us how we aren’t out to settle scores
Fruck this. We played this game in 2020 and look where it got us.
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
Absolutely. Do NOT listen to Rahm Emanuel or Joe Manchin, current denizens in the “where are they now “ file
Congressional Democrats, you’ve just had a generational victory. The mandate has been delivered, it is clear: Use your power.
Why in the almighty ever-loving fuck did CBS give Katie Miller a goddamn platform??
Now human dog turd Thom Tillis Is spinning horseshit on CBS that Democrats didn’t win, Republicans lost. Enjoy obscurity, you pusillanimous void.
CBS has Joe Manchin on their panel. The stuffed wind-up monkey who bangs cymbals together must not have been available.
What a pathetic little bitch. You’re About land in the dustbins of obscurity, Secretary Roid Rage.
NEW: DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin threatened to "hunt down" and prosecute those who "vote illegally" as Americans cast their ballots on Election Day. Illegal voting is exceedingly rare and noncitizens have never decided the outcome of a U.S. election. https://demdock.com/3X3echO
I’m betting it’s as early as Friday that Mayor Pete announces his candidacy for the presidency.
"I can't approach this conversation in good faith" -- Lawrence Jones as he unsuccessfully attempts a series of gotchas against Pete Buttigieg
Kinda thinking that if you haven’t made up your mind for tomorrow’s elections, a random TV spot during the ball game isn’t going to help you now.
This from the jello-brained buffoon who didn’t know there was a ‘b’ in dumb
Trump: "They have something about 'Republican incumbent,' tiny little letters on the bottom. A lot of people don't know what that means -- 'incumbent.' What does that mean -- 'incumbent?' They have no idea."
I don’t want to hear a goddamn word from anybody saying the refs are favoring the Chiefs. I’d say it’s just the opposite.
Proving he literally understands nothing about the Vietnam war.
Trump: "I could've won the Vietnam War in a week" (It's been 8 months and Trump can't defeat Iran)
Apart from Anakin becoming a Targaryen… he’d have to drug Padme to go along with this. And I don’t like the prequels.
Why would George Lucas do this to George Lucas?
Look, three talking assholes. Like a terrible carnival attraction.
“If Obama had 2 Apache helicopters do a fly-by over Jay-Z’s house, your heads would explode.” @KidRock & @tedcruz hilariously attempt to claim they wouldn’t care if Obama did what Hegseth/Trump did at Kid Rock’s house in Nashville. LOL right.
Fuck sake, how many wrong octogenarians until you get the right ones, you fucker
Haunted Death
ALT: Haunted Death
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For me, two particular Patrick Stewart TNG moments: Though all of “I, Borg” was fantastic, Picard’s surprise and amazement when Hugh uses “I” is sheer perfection. Then on “First Contact” (the movie), when Picard apologized to Worf was absolutely touching.
Yes that’s bringing down my cost of living
Trump: "Golf balls soar through the holes at high speed and hit unexpecting Golfers—including a White House staffer who was, sadly, hit violently in the chest ... The driving range should NOT be a threat to life and limb. The current condition of the golf course is a National Disgrace ... "