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Garfield (2004). Not once, but twice!
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 6d agoName a film you watched at a drive-in.
Now spinning: Midnight Sun: Girls Trip by Zara Larsson Windows open, enjoying the last bit of summer sun
If you or a loved one have been persuaded by the bass, you may be entitled to compensation
Foldable phones feel like the technological advancement of, say, a PalmPilot
Our delivery driver this morning was a real life Boomhauer
Yes, the rumors are true. It is my birthday today!
Dolly 😭 my one regret in life is not seeing her when I had the chance. In 2016 she played the ShoWare center (not even Key Arena lol). Tickets were available for a while but I waited too long and it sold out. Then Cher, Tanya Tucker and Orville Peck were all canceled because of COVID
John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social · last mo.How about this? Best concerts that you ALMOST got to see but DIDN’T. Include reasons if you like: Rolling Stones (play rehearsal) Johnny Cash (I dallied) R.E.M. (play performance) Nirvana (canceled, college declined to pay requested $500 appearance fee)
In my day you could tell by a man’s carriage and demeanor which side his bread was buttered on
i hope she knew how beloved she was fuck 2026
When will this dry spell end?!? (He says thankful tonight’s plans got cancelled)
Idk singles just aren’t hitting for me this year. The Madonna, Charli and Olivia singles didn’t do anything for me until I heard them with the album
Leaving the coffee shop and the barista says “have a fat… fantastic day!” Thank you diva!
As someone who loves imperfect for you, petal is very sonically pleasing
In true Seattle fashion, it was beautiful yesterday and today it’s thundering and lightning. Missed you crazy girl
What’s gayer than being at a Hilary Duff concert? The trough urinals in the bathroom
So we now carry bath & body works for some reason and someone labeled all the backstock boxes bbw…
Committing a walk of shame (leaving the restaurant with hot honey stains on my shirt)
My phone camera said that’s enough dick pics and decided to stop working?
I was thinking Sabrina still feels slightly out of place on bring your love and then it hit me that it would have been the perfect Gaga collab 😭