I feel like Luis Arraez is destined to hit .240 at the end of a too long contract with the phillies

I think a final championship series of White Sox- Rays and Brewers-Marlins would be poetic right before Manfred stomps off and locks out the players in a gluttonous fit

baseball is bigger than mlb and manfred. they will destroy mlb, might be for the best. hope they all choke.

MLB Daily News@insidemlbnews.bsky.social · 4d ago

Nightengale: "Nearly impossible" to find owner who doesn’t believe 2027 season will be shortened due to a prolonged work stoppage. Several owners believe entire season could be wiped out.

I’ll just watch tennis next year during the lockout 🤷‍♂️

Jon Heyman@jonheyman.bsky.social · 4d ago

Breaking: Skubal to Dodgers

oh no… anyway

The Irish Times@irishtimes.com · 7mo ago

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns

people of earth: you shut the bathroom door behind you on the airplane. thank you

man Kody Clemens is THRIVING in Minnesota 🥲

does It’s Raining Men imply an entire Water Cycle of Men

always planned to talk to the kids like adults so they would develop a good vocabulary and have confidence. fast forward to middle school my kids are kings and queens of the office and teachers lounge but their classmates think they’re weird. oops.

Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · last wk.

Hey parents of bsky: What are some theories of parenting you were very confident in right up until you had your own kids?

wore out this cassette

inthefade@ihavethatonvinyl.com · last wk.

post a perfect album from the 90s that's not an overplayed, overrated relic from a genre that has run its course

the odyssey was good and looked cool in imax

$80 diner breakfast 😥

yankees are basically phillies wario I think

do you ever feel like ronald reagan is the cause of most of everyone’s problems

wife@nebulena.net · 2w ago

u ever feel like ur the cause of most of ur own problems?

more of a “fetch me the ancient scrolls” kinda guy

Mark Harris@markharris.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'm actually fine with sounding old.

ALEX CORA: So we all get the scheme right BOHM: Yep STOTT: Yep MARSH [Eating Doritos from trash can]: Yep REALMUTO: [In a dead sprint toward a wall] HARPER: What up Youtube this is the "draft king" himself Bryce Harper with a $5 initial wager and up to $1,000 in Bet Reset tokens for 5 days

joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell

yes?

gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · 2w ago

Texas Republicans doing recruitment for us.

I’ve been to Wisconsin and seen the cheese castle

.59/.79/.99

Mike@85mf.bsky.social · 3w ago

“Hello, my name is ______, and I support Taco Bell during this difficult time. However, I am calling to tell you that I would support you more if you brought back the _______ to the menu permanently.”

post ASG, phillies only game in the league on and playing in apocalyptic smoke. aaron nola just gave up a solo home run. about to do their annual 3-7 hangover thing.

feel like we’re getting the “elections are suspended until we finish our investigation” portion of the single party rule coup tonight. might be wrong.

Everyone Has Diarrhea And No One Can Breathe: America 250

Florian “Eddie” Soup

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

what if Bon Jovi’s Livin’ on a Prayer was the national anthem??

Liz Roscher@lizroscher.bsky.social · 3w ago

I love that the accepted way to sing Argentina’s national anthem is shouting. Everyone puts their entire chests into it and belts.

it’s* coming home** * England ** because they lost

like the america 250 celebration itself, this all star game was a ton of pomp and circumstance signifying nothing

watching anything on fox tv feels like watching local programming in a foreign country