telling my carnivorous wife that I must’ve gotten cyclospora from a toilet seat
"My little brother Hassan used to have a beaming smile. Now, his face bears the scars of painful burns, and every day he suffers. We urgently need $170 for his treatment. Please don't ignore this post. Your donation, or even just sharing, could help save his life. 💔🙏". chuffed.org/project/moh01.
my sister and i beat baldur’s gate 3 last night. we basically just blitzed the crown, threw up a dome of invulnerability, put down a cloud of darkness, and there wasn’t anything any of the enemies could do about it lol
MY PHONE BROKE 💔 It was my only way to keep sharing my mother's story: She can barely see due to a serious disease affecting her retina. I need £270 for a replacement phone Even £5 or £10 would help. If you can't donate please repost. Help us here chuffed.org/project/help... Can you donate? 🙏🏻
Om jameel:Although I need injections for my injured shoulder, suffer from a heart valve prolapse,&have 5 kids who are suffering from hunger, my husband was injured in the war,&his wounds have become severely infected after surgery.Urgent $200 for his treatment to rescue🥹 chuffed.org/project/1839...
I’ve decided to take a vacation. I won’t have my phone where I’m going so don’t expect to hear from me ever again. I’ll be perfectly safe, happy, and especially alive. Absolutely no reason to look into my whereabouts. I definitely have NOT been murdered.
my partner: i would kill for a burger right now me: oh yeah? who would you kill for it them: 😏 me: w-who would you kill for it
[trying to get the voodoo meeting back on track] let's put a pin in this for now
welcome to bluesky where normal people dunk on the dumbest, shittiest idiots they can find. all day
the obsession with trans women in sports is, apart from the abject bigotry, a symptom of how we take amateur sports participation way too seriously in this country.
prestige television shows that marketed on their plot Looooove to pretend they were a character study in the last season
here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?
Since the war in Gaza began🇵🇸, Hammam has remained on his feet, volunteering as a nurse to care for the wounded while unable to provide for his homeless family, sleeping on the streets without a tent & longing for food. they desperately need your support. Brings hope🤲 chuffed.org/project/1844...
🚨 Ahmed is fading before my eyes. 💔 Painful sores keep spreading across his body, his fever returns, he cries in constant pain, barely eats or sleeps, and grows weaker every day. Please don’t let my little boy be forgotten. Save Ahmed before it’s too late. 🙏 chuffed.org/project/1905...