Wouldn’t it be hilarious if those trump phones had Chinese spyware on them? 😆

I’ve grown to really loathe LinkedIn. It feels like a high school gym filled with vacuum cleaner salesmen and no one who wants to actually buy a vacuum.

Shocking! 24% Still Support him?!? At 76% disapproval, Donald Trump has now set the record for the most unpopular president in American history

That UFC cage match at the White House next month for Doctor Jesus’ birthday should be sponsored by the NRA. Weapons encouraged. Sell ammo at the entrances. AMERIKA FUCK YEAH!!!!

The GOP is doing that thing again where they pretend the JCPOA (Obama nuclear deal) wasn’t working, despite our intelligence community, the IAEA, and our allies all confirming that it was. And the fact that all Iran’s significant enrichment happened after Trump pulled out. 🤷‍♂️

Every once in a while he tells the truth.

Holy shit, why is no one talking about this? MAGA cultist, former Trump house aide, and sitting U.S. House Representative Max Miller has again been accused of domestic abuse. This marks the third time he’s faced such accusations from two different women.

They need a $1.4 billion (for now) ballroom for Doctor Jesus' divine security. Meanwhile, they are having a GODDAMN UFC CAGE MATCH on the White House lawn with a massive (paid) crowd next month to celebrate his birthday. And Caligula is like: dial it down, guy.

If I could give up, I would.

Someone should ask the people who keep saying that God saved Trump in Butler why He didn’t do the same for Charlie Kirk.

Together, with our work and our lives and our vote, we will tear down this homegrown golden idol of whiteness, throw it into the fire, name it as the vile blasphemy it is, and drive this hateful blight back into the hell it came from once and for all...

The golden calf is a binary concept. It either is or it isn’t. There is no middle ground here. There is no fuzzy, thin line. There is no nuance. If you have to take the time to insist that it’s not a golden calf you’re worshipping, it’s definitely a golden calf.

We can’t fix this. Or rather, we won’t. We don’t have the will.

Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · 3mo ago

If a Democrat wins the next election, we will still be in the fight of our lives. We do not pack up and say "ah, well, we fixed it, cool."

Trump Media, the parent company of Truth Social, just reported its 2026 Q1 results. It lost $405 MILLION on $900,000 in revenue.

I'm hearing that the brown recluse spider drove himself across state lines to protect local businesses before biting Kyle Rittenhouse.

I’m taking this moment to announce that I am moving to the forest to become a Yeti. Goodbye, everyone!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Trump holds up a rendering of what the UFC fight at the White House will look like on his birthday (Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)

we should be practicing more to get insults right. MORE! “When Rudy Giuliani dies, remember that he won't be able to see the mean things you post about him. But the rapidly decomposing president who sees him as a political partner and who's worried about<its> own impending death absolutely will”

If no one stops him, he is effectively Emperor of Earth.

Joe Darkmoon@skulduggery-joe.bsky.social · 3mo ago

One thing this regime has taught us is that a president can do whatever the fuck they want if no one stops him. All that bullshit about "Don't worry, he can't do that because constitution" is being proven to be the lie it is. We are allowing our country to be dismantled by a mad man and his cult.

My mother was only around for less than a year of trump's first term. She loathed him. I think if I told her what has happened in the interim since she has been gone, she wouldn't believe it. *I* don't believe it.

Whether it's Democrats decrying the lack of affordable housing, healthcare, gas, and groceries or Republicans decrying the lack of a Versailles-style White House ballroom, both sides agree something is missing in America right now.

Don’t worry folks. Trump just went to the dentist for another cognitive test.

I'm almost jealous of that degree of obliviousness. It's like the mindset of an evil Golden Retriever.

My thoughts are that this prediction is not looking great.

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I just want to outlive him. And even though he’s 20 years older, I have several significant health problems. I just want to wake up one day and he’s dead. Is that so much to ask? 😆

For those of you who didn't know - you do now! #BookSky

Fun journalism experiment: Ask every single member of trump's administration: Who won the 2020 presidential election? EVERY SINGLE ONE. And publish their answers. Remember journalism? I do.