me in 2007: [listening to piano breakcore] man, benn jordan is so cool me in 2025: [listening to instructions on how to build a cop-tracking device out of toilet parts and an arduino setup] man, benn jordan is so cool
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no see the arrow's pointing to "e" for "energy". it means the tank is full. music as chkdsk writing as "Morgan Imago". contributor @ SBN3 Studios (Class Of '09) http://linktr.ee/weedhitter
the kind of person who's playing a multiplayer game at 5am because they've been up all night will crumble like petrified bark at the hand of the kind of person who's playing at 5am because they just woke up
45 year old man with airpods in an aisle over from me on this flight is looking at a tiktok with the caption "top 10 reasons men like vaginas" and carefully studying each line with his finger
stuck in the vegas airport for a couple hours and felt like gambling
look i'm kinda going through a late stage "welcome to the nhk" type scenario i need you to work with me on this ,
on the one hand, marathon's playercount dropping sucks. on the other hand, every time i queue up with strangers, everyone has their shit together
retail advertisers: hey what's the most interracial a family could look? and how do we make that still feel racist somehow? car advertisers: fuck you, it's a car, you'll buy it. medical advertisers: ok so for about $2mill i could get will.i.am to change the lyrics to "let's get Biktarvy in here"
goin down to the medical record store to buy a stranger's prescription history and laugh at it
[half deaf from loud explosions] BRO TONIGHT WAS A CHRISTOPHER NOLAN MOVIE
looking down at my phone and ignoring the fireworks to scope out some fat anime girl ass
"you ever wonder why we perform a toothless theatrical simulacra of wartime noises to celebrate a nation's founding" "i like the pretty colors and the loud noises make me feel nice" "...shit, fair enough"
[staring at the wall behind the tarot reader] 10 seems like a lot of swords. could it be like, five. i could handle five
Pin post. Hi, I'm Mirna. I am a visual designer. You can find my email and portfolio at this link: goodbye.computer. Thank you.
anthrocon has been very fun. different vibe entirely from the anime/gaming cons i usually go to. fun
DON'T FUCKIN PLAY WITH ME BITCH I KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE NUMBERS GO BIG
you ain't never seen a playa whose chakras are as balanced as me. i could kill myself right now and it wouldn't even leave a scrautch
