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Jacob the Weeb

@weebservations.bsky.social

the words of a weeb | convivial misanthrope movie thoughts @ https://boxd.it/dHJxN patreon under construction @ https://www.patreon.com/weebservations tips+commissions @ https://ko-fi.com/weebservations

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 5h ago

A portrait done in digital paint of Shelley Duvall portraying Wendy Torrance as seen in The Shining (1980). It’s a head and shoulders shot of her with unkempt black hair with bangs, and wearing a chunky knit turtleneck under a green heavy flannel button up. She is viewed looking up from a low vantage at her tired-looking, somewhat haggard face as she looks down at something that suddenly has her deeply concerned. The background behind her is paper toned and has a single repeated line typewritten over and over disappearing top and bottom: ‘Maybe it will happen today.’

bad catboy representation @catfoodsmin.moe · 13h ago

manga meme of a guy saying "i've never used chatgpt in my life" and a bunch of guys get blown away by his sheer power

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 20h ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

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kavishj611 5h
+ All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?

Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · yesterday

THEY PUT GUNS IN FIRE EMBLEM

Rika Klassen @rikaklassen.northsky.social · 2d ago

Mari Otsu from the fantasy yuri anime "Goodbye, Lara" (2026) standing in front of a trophy shelf, shouldering her backpack, wearing a trucker hat with the text, "WOMEN WANT ME / FISH FEAR ME / MERMAIDS ARE / CONFLICTED ABOUT ME"

Mobius@enneadgames.com · 2mo ago

There needs to be an in game version of this hat for folks like you :D www.zazzle.co.uk/women_want_m...

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 3d ago

Replaying Ocarina of Time, got to the good part

Corin @bigevilcamillo.bsky.social · 3d ago

So there was an actual reason Taichi Yagami was charged to Tai Kamiya.

Jacob the Weeb@weebservations.bsky.social · 4d ago

Premiering now on YouTube: DUB vs SUB! It's the very first episode of Digimon Adventure in Translation. Just how different are the two most well-known versions of this anime classic from 1999? Join me, Jakemon, on a journey to find out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD_J...

Jacob (The Coaster Composer)@rct3isepic.bsky.social · 4d ago

I had a realization yesterday that The Sorcerer's Apprentice is a great allegory for Generative AI. Mickey pawns off work to an autonomous force only to have that force mindlessly use keep doing that very thing and destroy everything while using up plenty of perfectly good water in the process

elliott junkyard 🌱@transarchivist.bsky.social · 3w ago

the "always has been" meme: astronaut 1 says "the point of AI is to take literacy away from the working class?", astronaut 2 says "always has been"

𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊@pogue.omg.lol · 3w ago

Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 5d ago

roasted by my 9 year old nephew who confidently told me if i was a pokemon i would be psyduck "because he is always worried and runs around holding his head because he has a headache"

Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 4d ago

Hi Ya Moo Wa!

Discotek Media@discotekmedia.bsky.social · 4d ago

As we hit the 4th season of a beloved franchise. Digimon Season 4 (Frontier)!

Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 4d ago

DUB vs SUB! | Digimon Adventure in Translation episode 1

YouTube video by Weebservations

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 4d ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”

DekoNSFW 👀👄👀@dekonsfw.bsky.social · 5d ago

There will always be people who appreciate what YOU make, it just might take them a while to find you.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6d ago

A man says "I drew a picture." Another man reviews it and says "hey, that's great!" He then tosses it behind him on a large pile of indistinct garbage. We zoom out to see that the gigantic pile of garbage towers above them. It has a big sign on it labelled "content."

Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 5d ago

LIVE now for patrons! It’s a thorough breakdown of every translation and cultural difference in the Digimon Adventure anime compared to its original Japanese version. www.patreon.com/weebservatio...

Digimon Adventure in Translation | Episode 1 / (+future plans) | Jacob Chapman

Digimon Adventure in Translation | Episode 1 / (+future plans) by Jacob Chapman on Patreon. Join Jacob Chapman's community for exclusive content and updates.

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Jacob the Weeb@weebservations.bsky.social · 5d ago

Tomorrow is Digimon Day, and for once I’m prepared. 🔥 🦖 🔥 It’s the first of a BRAND NEW VIDEO SERIES all about Digimon Adventure, now uploading for patrons tonight and premiering for everyone else on YouTube tomorrow night. Been hard at work on this for years and I can finally share the results!

Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 5d ago

Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 6d ago

I know people are tired and overworked, but I feel like oftentimes they’re offloading a creative (and, on some level, rewarding) activity to free up time that they’ll ultimately spend scrolling on their phones—thereby further reducing their brains to mush. it’s a vicious cycle of meaninglessness

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 6d ago

'but AI is the only way i can afford to make an event flyer' notebook paper. sharpie. here is my event. photograph with phone. post. be less stupid in the future

Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 6d ago

the image of shinji from evangelion sitting on the chair but it's inside the criterion closet

IGN@ign.com · 6d ago

Hideaki Anno’s iconic anime masterpiece Neon Genesis Evangelion is officially coming to the Criterion Channel this September. https://bit.ly/3TuAlnB

Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 5d ago

It Will Happen Today

Mercy Grimm @mercygrimm.bsky.social · 6d ago

Normalizing "content" when you meant to say "art" does spiritual damage to me every day

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6d ago

Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 4mo ago

A digital illustration of a red T-rex type theropod dinosaur standing on a bare volcanic plain cracked with lava and an erupting volcano on the distance. The Dino is looking back over its shoulder to see a number of fiery rocks falling out of the orange sky. The Dino is covered in yellow stripes some of which seem to spell out the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · last wk.

The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”

Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · last wk.

that cheese that Odysseus stole from the Cyclops wait fuck

Tom & Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · last wk.

People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese

Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · last wk.

An illustration done in digital watercolor of a manatee placidly floating in green sea wearing a little horned Viking helmet of the sort they are knows not to have worn (applies to Vikings and manatees). On one flipper they are wearing a round shield and in the other flipper they are somehow without the benefit of digits holding a Viking axe. Archaic rune-ish lettering in the lower right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 4mo ago

A cartoon alligator drawn with digital colored pencils. He’s lying on his back with his head propped up by one gator paw and his tail curving back around so he’s basically in an S-shaped configuration. His mouth is open and there are two little brown birds – one on his snoot and one inside – cleaning him, which might not be a thing alligators and birds specifically do but I didn’t look it up. There’s a red alarm clock on the gator’s tummy and he’s wearing a yellow t-shirt that has blue writing on it reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · last wk.

i was really disappointed that Nolan didn’t include anything about the Soggy Bottom Boys or the Mississippi gubernatorial race in his version of The Odyssey. those are really important parts of the original text

Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · last wk.

I know the Odyscourse has gotten ugly, but I’m just happy everyone is being challenged to talk about a movie for grown ups. Love it or not, we got a hit movie with challenging ideas and characters and dialogue that really merits years of diverse interpretations and opinions. Supergirl would never.

Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 2w ago

Ian Fay@ianfay.bsky.social · 2w ago

For some reason Nick didn't like my suggestion 🤷

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 3w ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a black cat. The text above the cat reads, "For a long time, black cats were said to be evil and working with the Devil."
The second panel zooms out and shows Sarah, the protagonist, next to the cat. The text above the pair reads "But now we know that's not true."
The third panel shows Sarah hugging the black cat.
The fourth panel shows an orange cat behind Sarah, standing with its arms reaching up as a fire blazes behind it. The text reads, "It's the orange cats."