Adam Zwar

@adamzwar.bsky.social

Wilfred, Lowdown, Squinters, Mr Black, Austin, Twelve Summers.

Turns out you can play consistently world beating cricket while simultenously hoping Cricket Australia considers climate change and environmental concerns when choosing sponsorship partners. Extraordinary, I know.

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Found an old interview I did with Billy Birmingham - the 12th Man: "It would be fair to say that Richie's enthusiasm for the 12th Man has dwindled with every release. He's made it clear he doesn't like the swearing, but now he's upset about me taking off his wife." open.substack.com/pub/mrzwar/p...

THROWBACK THURSDAY: THE TWELFTH MAN WAS EVERYTHING TO ME

"Canary yellow? That's Australian green and gold my friend and don't you f---ing forget it."

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If you were making an Australian cricketer in a lab, it would turn out like Travis Head. Mix a bit of DNA from Hookes (RIP) and a bit from Border and you've got him.

"Beautifully catched", "debarkable" performances, and "decapitated hands". Cricket attracts some of the English language's best speakers and some of its ... funniest. Please enjoy the most hilarious things ever said about the great game. https://buff.ly/41zSYIW

THE FUNNIEST S*** SAID ABOUT CRICKET

Welcome to another Summer where you can guarantee a multitude of spontaneously hilarious declarations and batshit crazy verbal-blunders will be made about cricket.

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Remember when Alan Bond credibly feigned brain damage to avoid answering questions during bankruptcy trials, a charade he saw no need to keep up afterwards? Looks like Jones has gone to the same acting coach.

Jonestown by Chris Masters—which detailed many of the allegations against Jones—came out in 2006. 2006! And it's taken this long for the wheels of justice to turn. Would Jones have been arrested earlier if he hadn't coached the Wallabies to a Grand Slam? Was he Grand Slam-washed?

It was weird. I posted something on here the other day and wasn't flooded with abuse, contradictions or deliberate misunderstandings. I'd forgotten what it's like not to have to wear 30 layers of emotional armour.

The way Putinist/Orbanist government works is to use xenophobia to elect a strongman who directs the spoils of government to business cronies, who use their wealth to dominate media and ensure reelection. This may be the system that is going to start taking shape in America now.