Their marriage had more plot twists than a daytime soap.

Oh come on … sing it with me 😉😘

. If all men that have SA’d women were to disappear overnight I wonder how many men we’d have left. 🤔 .

Just going to park this here

Republicans discover the microphone works both ways.

Consumer confidence just hit a 12-year low - the Trump economy’s customer satisfaction survey is not going well.

Sometimes I want to socialize, but I don't want to talk. I just want to be around like a cat.

Pssst...don't tell ANYONE, but I think crispy chicken skin has to be one of my favorite sinful things to eat.

This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇

Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."

Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.

Amid outcry, NY prosecutors have reopened the criminal investigation into the 7 Cornell gang rapists, a case that was covered up 2 years ago. These assholes would’ve been punished if they had written “free Palestine” instead of “free p*ssy.” Cornell leadership should be investigated too.

Morning fellow plebs xx

True…. #BookSky

I love when a recipe says “prep time: 10 minutes.” Ten minutes for WHO? A professional chef with eight hands? It takes me ten minutes to find the paprika. Then another five staring into the fridge hoping the ingredient I forgot to buy will spontaneously appear out of shame.

I’m a girl Dad. This crap at Cornell doesn’t just piss me off as a Dad. It pisses me off as a professor. These little fucks need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law! And given good ass beating in my humble opinion. Okay end of today’s rant. Teach your sons respect dammit! 😡

The moment when Democrats delivered healthcare to more than 30 Million additional American citizens.

Before you trust the polls, remember: pollsters find the same six people who still answer unknown numbers.

Come play “Nuuk ’Em All”: foreign policy for people who peaked at the arcade. By the same folks who gave you the Trump/Epstein friendship statue, Secret Handshake. www.epicfurious.com

The physique of a man whose exercise routine is refreshing his mentions.

If someone challenged me to a pie fight, I’d 100% choose the apple pie in the freezer.

Make them carry malpractice insurance.

Boy, they got some REAL bad news this weekend, huh. (He also spammed like 2 dozen photos from Xi's visit in 3 minutes this afternoon, what's that about...)

Nothing in this life ever prepared me for salt and pepper pubes.

The Golden Age is going so well, Americans are nostalgic for 2008.

If you participate in a 7-hour long gang r@pe, your life and future SHOULD be obliterated.