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Do not cite the Deep Horrors to me. I was in Ronald Reagan's America when they were written.
I'm sorry, they made a sex purge movie about two hot people not fucking???
Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · 2h agoMe doing th math like that meme woman: So the Sex Purge guy is using a sex purge as a metaphor for covid restrictions. Which is bad. But at the end [spoilers for the Sex Purge] they don't have sex and realize there's more to life. Which means covid restrictions serve a purpose? Which is good????
There are six interns huddled around the copier, heads bent, muttering quietly to each other, either trying to summon a demon or clear a paper jam
otoh, my town has been trying to build a housing shelter for the last decade and I am deeply familiar with this person
Jo Kibble (Political Animal)@politicanimal.bsky.social · yesterdayNot entirely sure what to make of the person on a local Facebook group who has used Google AI to write a planning objection to a data centre.
I have to go into the office for the first time in THREE WEEKS tomorrow and I am once again asking the universe why my job isn't wandering around the scottish countryside, taking pictures and finding nice cafes to have lunch in
oh man I loved her when she played for the Rockford Peaches good for her
Kevin@reginageorgebush.bsky.social · yesterdayBonita Gooch is the next representative for Kansas House District 84, unseating incumbent Ford Carr by a 70-30 margin
We had a 60" TV in 1990 and when my dad finally got rid of it in 2005 he had to replace the carpet in the whole living room because it was permanently squished down where the TV was
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · yesterdayTVs. I don't know if any single consumer product has improved as rapidly (while going down in cost) as the TV.
you ever set libby to sort on random and take a cold hard look at what the self-published weirdos in your community are up to?
ok so he did confirm they are working on some form of locked accounts though
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
We were watching that silly new Tom Hiddleston reenactment of the disaster of Pompeii and he was like ‘we have amazing new tech that allows us to track people through this disaster’ and I was oh no he’s going to say it’s an AI brain or something and then he said…. ‘Its a spreadsheet’ and I CHEERED
this would be hilarious reason for her to be fired
Furious Trump is considering removing Pirro over Reflecting Pool filing, sources say | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District of Columbia, over a Justice Department filing on the Reflecting Pool, two people familiar with his thinki...
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Flock to cops: look, we know you're incredibly incompetent at managing up so we are gonna walk you through it like the idiot babies you are
Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 2d agoExclusive: We obtained a leaked playbook that Flock gives to cops to coach them on "how to speak to city council" to avoid getting their contracts canceled. Includes strategies like "own the narrative" by talking to mayor "before public comment periods" www.404media.co/own-the-narr...
incredible Dirtbag Grandpa energy here. my grandpa smoked 2 packs a day and kept illegal pigeons and still gave off much more respectable vibes than this crate containing multiple tony hawk titles for the ps2
ⓓⓔⓔⓑ definitive edition nintendo switch 2 edition@deeb.bsky.social · 4d agoI am 2,000 years old
everyone worries too much about having to explain gender nonconformity to their kids and not enough about how to explain why a 2 ton hippo is named "little bread roll" to a 3yo in the why stage
Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social · 4d agoNew baby hippo born at Berlin Zoo. Named Brötchen. Which means "little bread roll." You're welcome
phone customer service rep keeps apologizing for how long it's taking to resolve my issue and I need a non-condescending way to say, babe, I knew I was calling you with a real weird one, it takes an act of god to get me to call customer service on the phone
not even all the water, just some of the water you can be in a lake and not get chomped no problem
shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 5d agoheard a news guy musing about how to avoid shark bites and my dude the sharks are not leaping out from the shadows in parking garages, stay the fuck outta the water
show me where it says on the commercial driver's license test that a trucker can't be a dog
optiMSTie@optimstie.bsky.social · 5d agoI refuse to do anything other than believe that this is a headstone for a 70-year-old trucking dog.
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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the lucas museum opens in september and the new endeavour exhibit at the sciene center opens in november, I am gonna drag Nephew and the friend of his choosing through SO MUCH NERDERY during their thanksgiving break and he doesn't even know it yet
about to board my flight home, get your requests in now for your fav fascist death
Sara@aeirlys.bsky.social · 3w agoBack when I was traveling to India a lot for work, without fail, halfway though my flight something amazing would happen and everyone Online would have the best day wihtout me. Just a heads up, if there's a big good time that you've been waiting for, my flight to Edinburgh leaves at 3p PST.
well you see you generally need to be family or at least a close friend to visit someone in the hospital, and the senate majority leader surely has security to enforce that rule.
Navy Man (descendant of ANTIFA since the revolution)@navymanhy.bsky.social · 2w agoI have to admit, the longer this goes the more I suspect the Democrats made a deal...
i'm sorry mister johnjamin depp isn't Before anything. his Before years ended roughly 30 years ago
it is not that hard to get 15 straights in a row, you just play the electric slide and they'll line themselves right up
Red Sox@redsox.com · 2w agoWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 15 IN A ROW!
