Meet me on my cat's ripple rug for an ass kicking mother fucker

Fight like you're the 3rd monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and you're the proletariat fighting for solidarity overpowering the owner of the capital because everyone deserves to survive

My wicker husband would never hurt me like this

Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and swagged tf up

Going to the doctor today so they can hit me with the thagomizer a few times

ignoring the popping sound in my hip bc that's none of my business

Charlie Vickers is legit possessed by the will of Sauron

I just remembered the 3 hot ass mermaids who kissed air into Robin Williams mouth, no one talk to me

James Blunt™️@aggrocrag.bsky.social · last wk.

if Dustin Hoffman and Julia Roberts in Hook weren’t part of your sexual awakening, that’s a you problem

Early this morning, his family confirmed the passing of Glen Hansard. He was one of the good ones. youtu.be/IFlMFVwgIQI?...

Glen Hansard: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert

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Sorry I'm so fussy, my 36 yr molars are coming in

Please explain how my guy has the crown of morgoth when it was beaten into a collar around his neck when his ass was finally beaten and dragged back to valinor after the war of wrath

When you eat a hamburger, you are becoming more like a hamburger and the hamburger is becoming more like a human

if Dustin Hoffman and Julia Roberts in Hook weren’t part of your sexual awakening, that’s a you problem

When I'm with someone I will make you feel 100% wanted because I literally want you every second that I have you

there’s a silly little man in my pants

The Ted Danson show "Mr. Mayor" was going to about Jack Donaghy. Prossibly the only time in history where passing on a spinoff was a domino leading to a death and a manslaughter trial.

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · last wk.

Monday is short for Mondo Gay

Tom: fooled Two birds: stoned Horses: held Table: turned Gurt: yo

Fitzwilliam Darcy being like "hey I am committed to respecting you and I know you said 'no' the other day but I heard you didn't promise my aunt not to marry me so had to come and check just one (1) more time"

Not too bad for a mist cooling system I threw together in 3 days for the hardest working member of our family

Humans used to be filter feeders, our teeth are the vestigial baleen of our ancestors

why are pirates called pirates? because they just arrrrrr

The libs are comparing Sen. Jon Ossoff and Gregory Peck's Atticus Finch bc of one pic where he's wearing glasses, but he still needs to prove he can kill a rabid dog in one shot

This is all getting to be too much for an emotional empath

We've got a personal fundraiser stream starring Link TONIGHT at 7pm CT! Can this plucky little guy survive without his sword? Can he??? twitch.tv/retropals