Drawing of a man.

My car could do this.

Connie Chen 陳穎慈@conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 4h ago

I know this will never happen, but I often imagine my car lowkey being an autobot and ready to fuck shit up.

Photos: The Dogs That Surf - Recent images of canine competitors riding the waves in dog-surfing competitions, many them fundraising events for animal and environmental nonprofit groups. Gift link: www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

"Was it a cartoon, or people?" --my mom re: the Spider-Man movie

The theme of the best Spider-Man movies is, "You're talented, but get your shit together."

He thinks read meat is 100% protein.

Flaming Hydra@flaminghydra.com · yesterday

ALSO TODAY: @lauriewoolever.bsky.social on RFK Jr.'s stupid cooking show. "When he is not making inane claims like 'The government was lying to us for 70 years and saying that protein causes heart attacks,' Kennedy stands there looking like a wet and sleepy raisin." flaminghydra.com/open-your-mo...

Toss the bums. Toss these criminal bums.

Swimming is great, I’m glad Jacques Cousteau invented it.

Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps https://theonion.com/pentagon-declassifies-files-on-blimps/

Spider-Man feeding the spiders in the park.

RIP Katsushi Murakami (1942-2026). A legendary designer for many tokusatsu & anime series (Gavan, Bioman, Giraya Ninja, Ulysse 31, Space Adventure Cobra, Gatchaman...), and toys. x.com/Alien_anvil/...

If you have enjoyed one of my paintings, you should thank the state of California for giving me a full-ride scholarship to college where I learned to paint.

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 2d ago

President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v

Good job on that Spider-Man movie, guys.

Had no idea.

I wish I had Spider-Man’s powers (not needing glasses).

Mads Mikkelsen has arrived at our special friend @brandonbird.bsky.social's birthday party, and he brought the cake and balloons 🥳 Happy birthday Brandon!!! 🎨 brandonbird.com | Topa.to/brandonbird 🎨

The Only Multivitamin That Sounds Like Harrison Ford Is About to Say Something to You™

My birthday has reminded me: why aren't there any cake restaurants?

Drawing a dog's mouth is interesting because what IS all that stuff?

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

ALERT: the Murder She Wrote streaming channel is showing the one where she travels in time and helps a slave.

RFK is and always has been a serial killer.

Brosemite Sam@brosemitesam.bsky.social · 3d ago

I think more about putting live small animals into a blender to feed his falcons. Like it's a completely unnecessary thing to do. Places that provide food for falcons and snakes offer frozen, humanely euthanized food. The only reason to blend live animals is if you get a kick out of it

[CONTENT WARNING] This is what RFK looked like in college.

The best Batman, villain of all time – television, or film – is Lola Lasagne.

I dislike this youtuber AI controversy because it means I've had to learn about the existence of a youtuber.