im the only person standing in the right spot for the G

TYPE SHIT

might never be happy but i will be hard

girlfriend museum is essentially just me trying to write codeine crazy for girls

The last gc is dying, and the new hang struggles to be born: now is the time of your friends throwing a house party without telling you.

bandcamp friday greets you like a naughty friend

do i play it again during hair recovery

Disco Elysium Quotes@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 8h ago

KIM KITSURAGI - “*Sunrise, parabellum*,” the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.

you whisper that?

honestly compelling how flossing is self improvement disguised as self harm

I AM PLANTING A HEAVY SEED AND YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH WHAT GROWS

dont bring that 'i love my girlfriend' shit around me when im pretend ovulating, one of us gonna get hurt

cialis is lowkey fixing my gender dysphoria in more meaningful ways than ffs

ive fumbled bigger pitches than you ever thought of

BEING PAID,—what will compare with it?

cuz im the type to lowball those used dickies

it aint easy being crazy but somebodys gotta do it

trade because i care

trade in the sense that i will talk about shoe size around your friends

trade in the sense that i will target your racial insecurities using university parlance

trade in the sense that i suck and will cause problems in your groupchat

*insanely* THE PHILIPPINES COMES TO ME IN MY DREAMS I REVERE THE PHILLIPINES THE PHILIPPINES TODAY, THE PHILIPPINES TOMORROW, THE PHILIPPINES FOREVER MY JOB IS TO KEEP THE LEFT PRO THE PHILIPPINES please elect me to represent Louisiana

remembering how i went on a date in college off a full box of benadryl and shorty still fucked me

i could see that filipina from a mile away

i want to invite her to the transa album so bad lol

Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · last wk.

You can do anything! . . . . If you try extremely hard and be frustrated and grumbling the whole time

the nussy andrews album is so fucking good you guys have to promise to help me support her on release bc you don't actually understand how above her weight she's punching

have you considered THE TRUTH today

spoooooky transvestite

sometimes you gotta pop a cialis and walk down canal st like you know why it's spelled that way

i choose to believe all of us would be friends if trans women werent all conditioned into this specific brand of self defense