Ahab

@ahab.bird.gay

he/him, 30, large bird the size of a large bird. if you make a bird pun, I'm legally obligated to like it. 🔞 no minors past this point, adult content likely: macro, hyper, muscle, vore, etc. pfp: @maaia.art banner: @omariape.bsky.social

2026 Artfight Thread! Still a little time left until pencils down, but I don't think I'm going to finish another attack, so here's my full thread of attacks this year. Tbh only thought I'd get to like 3, so I def exceeded my own expectations. Starting with #1: @weaselbun.bsky.social's lovely lion:

A muscular lion genie floats in midair while reading from a magically-levitating book

going to the zoo as a furry means just collecting as many pictures as possible of certain animals to send to friends who have them as their sonas

(CW macro, hyper) fun fact: tigers can be as big as they want on international tiger day 🎨: @/noblewolfa.bsky.social

Coming up next: Can this bird renovate a beach house in just one afternoon? Find out on HBTV (Huge Bird TV, of course): twitch.tv/itsahab (Also we're gonna do some more artfight because my undiagnosed ADHD requires me to switch between tasks if I want to get any art done lol) (Sticker by Wobble!)

This HGTV (HBTV?) show definitely seems real

There’s actually no rule in soccer that says you can’t fly. It’s totally legal and makes the game way easier. It’s crazy nobody in the World Cup Final is doing it, tbh. Art by the fantastic @franubis.bsky.social!

A four-panel sequence of a soccer game. In the first, a pass is lofted high over the other team. In the second, Ahab flies into the air to meet it, controlling the ball with his chest. In the third, Ahab lets the ball drop and winds up to kick. And in the fourth, the ball curves past the outstretched hands of the keeper into the net.