Ahab
@ahab.bird.gay
he/him, 30, large bird the size of a large bird. if you make a bird pun, I'm legally obligated to like it. 🔞 no minors past this point, adult content likely: macro, hyper, muscle, vore, etc. pfp: @maaia.art banner: @omariape.bsky.social
Happy Underwear Day! ...as in, the day I turn your universe into my underwear. Aren't you lucky? 🎨: @aeronus.bsky.social
the gods of mirth and joke-writing have descended from the heavens and handed me a tiny strip of paper: "bowser who?"
move the fuck over bowser it's international owl awareness day (apparently)
would an osprey merfolk constantly try to eat their own tail?
Being the change I wish to see in the world and posting National #BoobDay content to the timeline Zeke's celebrating appropriately! 🎨: @alduinred.bsky.social Bird on left is @entropybill.bsky.social's Deya Bird on right is my own, Kaira
2026 Artfight Thread! Still a little time left until pencils down, but I don't think I'm going to finish another attack, so here's my full thread of attacks this year. Tbh only thought I'd get to like 3, so I def exceeded my own expectations. Starting with #1: @weaselbun.bsky.social's lovely lion:
going to the zoo as a furry means just collecting as many pictures as possible of certain animals to send to friends who have them as their sonas
(CW macro, hyper) fun fact: tigers can be as big as they want on international tiger day 🎨: @/noblewolfa.bsky.social
The #MacroMonday of Shark Week is probably the worst time to take your boat out for a cruise. Doesn't matter how big or safe you think it is — Kaitiaki will happily prove that it's no match for the forces of nature! 🎨: @blurthefur.com
all of the greater toronto area is now under a macro falco watch. be prepared to evacuate all buildings and be sure you know where your personal flotation devices are
another day at the station
Coming up next: Can this bird renovate a beach house in just one afternoon? Find out on HBTV (Huge Bird TV, of course): twitch.tv/itsahab (Also we're gonna do some more artfight because my undiagnosed ADHD requires me to switch between tasks if I want to get any art done lol) (Sticker by Wobble!)
Colour Sketch commission for @ahab.bird.gay Someone is getting a really intense riding lesson.
good news: my balls are big enough to block a shot and save a goal in pickup soccer bad news:
"You know the safe word~" A thing I got from @thairesnsfw.bsky.social
CW: vore, taur (taur vore) Everyone's talking about a movie where a bunch of people are inside a horse? Whatever, happens all the time 🎨: @blurthefur.com
#Artfight revenge on @ahab.bird.gay 's Ahab playing soccer
There’s actually no rule in soccer that says you can’t fly. It’s totally legal and makes the game way easier. It’s crazy nobody in the World Cup Final is doing it, tbh. Art by the fantastic @franubis.bsky.social!
asked all of my OCs how they enjoyed the world cup
As a huge soccer fan, I've been watching every minute of the World Cup that I can. And as the proud parent of (probably too many) OCs, I've been pondering... who would my characters be repping at the World Cup? Here's the squad. Who's beating us 7v7? (Nobody) Individual pics and thoughts below 👇