Eric /gay

@ajaroferic.bsky.social

i nearly got blinded by a flying piece of toast once he/they

seriously what is wrong with tall people!! this like 7 foot tall dude is just doing situps directly in front of the dumbbell rack and bc he's so tall he's blocking literally half the weights. MOVE YOUR BIG ASS!!

had to help a guy who got stuck on the bench press and for some reason I removed my hat, one earbud, and walked around the far side of the bench. he's ok but please do not count on me in emergency situations I will short circuit.

Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.

they say when you come back to your home after being away you can smell what it smells like to everyone else bc your nose isn't used to it anymore. mine smells the same as when I first moved in which is a relief bc I worry it smells weird sometimes. and I guess it does but at least it's not my fault

how the hell does a tech city like SF not have cell service on its underground train lines in the big year 2026?? even NYC has cell service in their ancient tunnels