I wonder if BSG toilet paper has the corners cut off.

Somehow something in my fridge has been slowly leaking and freezing a 1/4" thick sheet of ice under the drawer with an opaque bottom where I couldn't see and sometime today something exploded and sent water dripping into the basement onto structural wood that already had previous water damage

Everyone please excuse me posting through it all day but I was already stressed as hell and looking forward to some more peaceful times so of course all this happens

HAHAHAHA got this one street up from my parent's house and immediately turned around. Found a screw in the tire. Stuck here for the night. FUUUUUUUUCK TODAY

The aspiring stand up comedian I dated for a month who dumped me over Google messages the day after we slept together the first time then dated my lesbian ex-best friend is now posting on LinkedIn asking for votes for him and his current finance to win "America's Best Couple"

Where's that video of a delivery driver asking a 3rd string NFL QB to launch a pass at him and not hold back and he damn near rockets the guy into the side of the truck with just the ball

Micah@rincewind.run · yesterday

it's the old serena williams tweet in action, that there is a physical difference between the top tier of male athletes and the top tier of female athletes gets taken by far too many delusional men as "I can beat a woman at anything" no, you cannot beat a decent athlete of either gender at anything

They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

lol company wide email about a 5% workforce reduction with emails going out to those affected by 5pm ET today HAPPY FUCKING TUESDAY

Lady, we gave the Bills $800 million in taxpayer money for the new stadium, do you have any idea how many people that would feed?

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

"Gimme Cameron's house from Ferris Bueller and don't you dare put a single normal sofa or armchair in it. Okay, fine, one for drinking wine on. That one should be white, obviously."

Prescott Rossi@prescottrossi.bsky.social · 2d ago

Matt Milano’s house in East Aurora is up on Zillow. Just $1,999,000. It looks nice! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Ed Harris in Apollo 13: OK gentlemen....we have to find a way to make this *holds up photo of oil tanker* fit into this *holds up photo of Strait of Hormuz* using nothing but that *gestures to table covered in obliterated radar and missile battery parts*

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 3d ago

A senior officer in US Central Command’s (CENTCOM) intelligence branch emailed a broad group of military analysts seeking “new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran.” A second source indicated a similar request went out the prior week.

As if I don't have enough projects in the house...impulse thrifted a cabinet record player for $20 today. I'm told the turntable works but it needs new speakers. The top lid needs to be reglued. It's covered in 50 year old spider webs and wired like it will burn my house down. I had to have it.

The WNBA was a punchline for misogynistic jokes for as long as I've been alive. Why are all these motherfuckers pretending they suddenly give a shit about it or any other women's sports??

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d ago

riley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos

Me watching the latest Cellino commercial

Star Wars: This Is Getting Out Of Hand Meme

ALT: Star Wars: This Is Getting Out Of Hand Meme

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The US Open Pickleball Championship powered by Margaritaville in Naples might just be the most Florida thing I've ever heard

Met my parents at Bonnie & Clyde for a drink after dinner last night and they accidentally met Shannon Joy and I can personally confirm her husband is a nasty gross bitch who takes his feet out of his sandals and puts his bare piggies on chairs on in public!!

me checking my email

somewhere in an attic there must be a portrait of me not being angry

It is funny that as more people get duped by AI, the response more frequently seems to be to insist that the models are developing godlike intelligence and we all need to be sooo careful when the real lesson is clearly that the human psyche can get absolutely one-shotted by personalized flattery

When pressed on how to keep schools open, Nate Silver suggested hazard pay but couldn't seem to figure out what happens when you run out of people who are willing to get sick and possibly die at work. So much punditry really boils down to a guy going "oh no not like that."

Jonathan Howard@joho.bsky.social · 4d ago

This is what I mean when I talk about the Fantasy of the Optional Pandemic, where the virus was erased from the equation and mitigation measures were always portrayed as an avoidable choice. Headlines about what actually happened are never even acknowledged.

It's bizzare how it's a universally acknowledged truth that schools/daycares/children are Petri dishes for virus transmission to teachers and their families but we pretend covid was completely different

Lewis Goodall@lewisgoodall.com · 5d ago

I’m sorry the chances of school age death from Covid was vanishingly small. It’s bizarre we pretend otherwise.

What We Do In The Shadow Cabinet (2026)

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d ago

Hassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."

I've joked since moving in that by the time I'm done with the house, the only thing I haven't replaced will be the furnace...found out today I have a model with a faulty secondary heat exchanger and to expect to need a new furnace pretty soon 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

when did service techs stop doing courtesy calls to let you know they're on the way during the two hour service window?

> Google: logs me out of Gmail for no reason on the laptop I use daily > log back in > Google: NEW LOGIN ALERT > Google to my recovery email: NEW LOGIN ALERT > Google: Welcome to Gmail on your PC! (it is a MacBook)

Awww I don't have it yet :(

Tits McGee@scientits.bsky.social · 7d ago

Oh my God, this is not a drill - LinkedIn has added 'seems like AI slop' as an option on posts Genuinely thought it was a joke until I clicked on a few posts

The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.

A Democrat saying "Black people shouldn't have healthcare" or "Jews aren't biological people" or "immigrants shouldn't be allowed to play sports" would be ostracized and condemned from coast to coast, so why should we accept these repulsive beliefs when it comes to trans people?

As a former Apple employee who used to roll my eyes at my coworkers who worshipped everything Steve Jobs...he would have tossed any employee who proposed this into the fish tank

Gore Vidal Sassoon@jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · last wk.

Introducing Apple You Own Nothing