Call Me Ouiser
@akaouiser.bsky.social
An adult, they/she, fandom brainrot, horny art. Tumblr: lyrium-tits
Finally got a properly self inserted Lavellan run going. I tell myself I’m keeping my romance options open but I can already feel the Egg lurking behind me. Waiting.
Self insert OC? With my favorite submissive boytoy visual novel LI? Well duh. #juliandevorak #thearcana
”this Dragon Age fandom shit is easy” I say every time I post Solavellan and watch the numbers climb at record speeds
Also been in tief bard mode again so please enjoy Shaxibis in what *I* consider to be appropriate dress for going down down down by the river #bg3tav
gave Mihnaven the Mythal vallaslin instead because I want Solas to suffer even more anyway I’m thinking about them again #dragonage #solavellan
Please enjoy some premium Warden Brosca shitposting. #dragonage #wardenbrosca #dwarvesofthedas #aliwarden
I made a simple texture mod to give Enid her Cadash tattoo and published it to Nexus and oh my god why am I nervous about it lol anyway here we go baby's first mod! www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinq...
Cadash Tarot Card Tattoo
A tattoo mod based on the fem Cadash tarot card.
nexusmods.com
Getting Dragon Age dwarfpilled at last is a wonderful thing
It's taking everything in me to not go full "divorced single mom feeling herself" posting on main (especially since I won't be divorced til next year) but MAIN I'm really feeling myself lately.
My last go at Elden Ring I had a false sense of confidence instilled in me by being able to pick off some guys with swords one by one. And then they all dogpiled me in another spot and I once again ask why I'm doing this as I start all over again.
Learning how to socialize again makes me feel as if I am both a scared possum and an underqualified wildlife rehabilitator and both of those parts of me are exhausted with the whole process within two hours.
Rewatching Righteous Gemstones from the beginning and once again I am here to say that Danny McBride is the successor to Flannery O'Connor.
I want to finish literally any of the RPGs I've (re)started. Any of em. I'm not picky.
My version of gender euphoria is when I have clearly confused someone in a casual encounter. I'm not scaring the hoes but I damn sure am mystifying them.
Reverting back to college days by listening to Noah & the Whale's "First Days Of Spring" in its entirety and it still! Fucks!
Tbh I think I should get back into working out with the express goal of looking like I could in fact wield a greatsword and beat the shit out of people for fun and profit.
Have gone back to playing a two-handed warrior in DAI which I haven't done since my very first playthrough and it is INCREDIBLY satisfying. I just love to hit things.
Reworking my Inquisitor Trevelyan as a single MILF in her late thirties.
I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon
