Alberta Torres

@albertatorres.bsky.social

#kidlit illustrator, author, designer in London, UK | She/her | Rep'd by Clare Wallace @ DarleyAnderson Illustration Agency Books with Tiger Tales, Macmillan, HarperCollins, Giunti. linktr.ee/albertatorresillustration 🇮🇹+🇬🇧 🚫AI

The worst thing about AI train announcements in Italian is that they mess up all the accents of place names (incorrectly assuming that the stress always goes onto the last syllable). Roma Termíni non se po' senti'.

If you're looking for ways to support creatives, writing positive reviews of their work is 1. Free 2. Full of compliments that encourages them 3. Marketing they can reshare to promote their work 4. Just a decent thing to do, thank you!

I'm watching Death Comes to Pemberley (2018) on Prime. The subtitles are "auto" (read: AI) and they are soooo wroooong all the time. Darcy is "Dossie", Wickham is "Wake up" and Mr Alverston is "His Majesty". But this one tops them up! #AIslop

Screenshot from Death Comes to Pemberley on Prime. The subtitles are on and they say "I like to eath shit".

BREAKING: “It is increasingly clear that as the world continues down this volatile path our long term national interest requires closer partnership with our allies in Europe and with the European Union.. Brexit did deep damage to our economy” Prime minister Keir Starmer 👏

The narrative about London crime is truly so BORING to Londoners. Those of us who walk & travel around our city safely every day, every night. The likeliest daily risk to Londoners is of being ripped off by our landlord or somewhere charging us £4.50 for a coffee. #r4today

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?" Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

I often think I don't know sh*t because I didn't go to art school...but I've got over 10 books under my belt, and over a decade of work in the design industry too (which helped a lot in making my illustration practice eddicient).. However, I never know *how* to share my knowledge..

Lo 🎨🔞@lodrawsfilth.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Share your knowledge if/when you can. Teaching other people how to do what you do doesn’t lessen your art - it just means more and better art for everyone. I appreciate when people are willing to tell me about their brushes, how they study, etc… I want to put that back out into the world.

White text on a blue background, a yellow pencil, and a black blot of spilled ink. The text says “share if you welcome artistic questions”.

1. The European Parliament’s attempt to ban plant-based foods from being sold as “sausages”, “burgers” etc is a direct response to livestock industry lobbying. This is a short thread on how utterly bleeding ridiculous it is. 🧵1/6

So many jokes going around all my social media things right now about the prez' neck and what bothers me the most about it? They compare it to a vagina. People! It looks like a vulva! A vulva! Get your anatomy right, please.

I think there should be an imprint called Star Fucker Books that only signs celebrities and social media stars. I mostly think the purpose is for big 5 publishers to have the odd famous person at their events and for their corporate promos.

One of the things about this study is that a lot of baby and toddler books are written in house, by editors. So the study reveals the whiteness of editorial in kidlit even if not explicitly. But, big picture, this trend is unacceptable. I remember so many promises www.theguardian.com/books/2025/o...

‘Catastrophic decline’ in Black representation in children’s books

A report by charity Inclusive Books for Children found that of the 2,721 books surveyed, only 51 featured a Black main character, down by 21.5% since 2023

theguardian.com