Alec Bojalad

@alecbojalad.com

Contentman from Cleveland, Ohio. No worries if not!

Platner: credible accusations if abuse. Dems: “You’re out” Max Miller: pours boiling water on his wife, holds a gun to her head and fractures their daughters collar bone Jim Jordan: “he is a great man, I’m working to get him re-elected” Never let them tell you both parties are the same.

Really love seeing the Browns re-sign Denzel and Grant Delpit. Yeah, they may suck this year but they're not far away and locking down the secondary is one less thing to worry about in a rebuild. Plus, Denzel is kind of the love of my life.

My least favorite Slade Cecconi quirk is that when he’s pitching decently he reaches 90 pitches in the third inning. But when he’s getting shelled he could easily throw a 77-pitch complete game.

The Guardians simply don’t play this way when Jose Ramirez is healthy and in the lineup. I swear to God he raises everyone else’s baseball IQ by 25 points.

Absolutely terrible send from 3rd. No outs. Slowest runner on the team. Only catcher remaining in the game. Ball lined up perfectly with home plate in left field.