Ben
@alephtwo.bsky.social
my only redeeming quality is my encyclopedic knowledge of mid 00's memes
This is what restaurant signs are supposed to look like
Man, a guy recently fucking died on a roller coaster in my state and the photo of it happening got posted ALL over Twitter. I haven't had to see it at all here. So I'm really not able to entertain another "Twitter and Bsky are basically the same" psyop at the moment
Something about the world's most beautiful woman crying her heart out over a guy who buys candy cigarettes at 7am before going to his job of (checks notes) loitering and harassing cops really is doing something to my brain
Increasingly, I long to live in a world where a social media page is just a glorified personal blog with threadbare support for comments and not whatever all this is
Just as people have forgotten the art of "Don't Feed the Trolls" people really have forgotten the art of "You Deadass Don't Need To Comment On Everything, Especially Things You Know Nothing About"
Peak has been available on console since 2017 what are these headlines about it launching on October 22