Ben

@alephtwo.bsky.social

my only redeeming quality is my encyclopedic knowledge of mid 00's memes

Man, a guy recently fucking died on a roller coaster in my state and the photo of it happening got posted ALL over Twitter. I haven't had to see it at all here. So I'm really not able to entertain another "Twitter and Bsky are basically the same" psyop at the moment

Increasingly, I long to live in a world where a social media page is just a glorified personal blog with threadbare support for comments and not whatever all this is

Just as people have forgotten the art of "Don't Feed the Trolls" people really have forgotten the art of "You Deadass Don't Need To Comment On Everything, Especially Things You Know Nothing About"