Granted I am about to indulge in exaggeration, but here I go anyway... I'd fancy my chances in a sprint with our back line yesterday. It had the pace of a type of old Russian film, where you realise "I'm going to watch this guy cross this entire field In a wide long shot aren't I?" #pafc

Argyle half-time substitution of Alex Mitchell explained

Tom Cleverley spoke about replacing Mitchell with Julio Pleguezuelo during Argyle's 3-1 defeat by Stockport County

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Opening day defeat at home to Stockport you say? Happened in '93 as well, although back then we had far more swagger, bite and skill. 1-3, like soft lighting, flatters us enormously as County basically declared and sat in. #pafc

Plymouth Argyle v Stockport County 1993-94

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Someone should fit our defence with a set of reversing beeps. Maybe include "Warning, this backline is reversing" #pafc

Like Monday night, all a bit Pulis-light. Yeah we got four centre backs and a target man, but only with far less organisation and purpose. Narrower than a clogged artery. #pafc

"Hi Puma, Could we have a third kit in... Oh, okay random, standard template it is... Can you do bright orange? Ah cool... but so it looks like a stewards jacket convention... Slap the logos in the usual places mate." #pafc

Paul Berne's continued inability to sound sincere around the women's team and his empty apologies is genuinely remarkable. The mouth moves, but the eyes aren't marrying with the words. Any young actor wondering what you might look like when you don't believe what you're saying, watch that. #pafc

I'm sweating like Nigel Farage trying to remember where Clacton is if indeed he does need to show up there at some point. And how much of a donation that'll take.

How I long for a player to shrug their shoulders and go "Meh, it's okay I suppose, you just offered the biggest wedge." I would then grab snacks, venture back onto a particular forum and just read all night. #pafc

Chris Errington@chriserrington1.bsky.social · 3d ago

It has been a whirlwind first week at Argyle for new striker Will Evans, who has already started to appreciate the size of the club he has joined and what it means to the Green Army. #pafc

Freddie Issaka is only 20, but has also been on the scene for a while, without finding regular games. Out of 40 games he's only started 6 times. This got me thinking about who was around the longest without seeing regular games... #pafc

Extremely limited gear + very little idea = these!

Found this from my old autograph hunting days. The lad on the right has been asked for his autograph, but probably by accident. Have a guess who the dude on the left is. #pafc

Down to two strikers, when we play two up top. Only one wide man who can deliver, when we want to play with two. All whilst pushing the salary control to near its limit. #pafc

Chris Errington@chriserrington1.bsky.social · 6d ago

Striker Owen Oseni was ruled out of Argyle's season-opening Carabao Cup win against Exeter at Home Park due to an injury which is set to keep him out for up to four weeks. #pafc

Easily the highlight of the entire game tonight was Ross managing to get it over the Lyndhurst, hit the underside of a floodlight, back onto the roof and presumably down into the park. #pafc

Well we did win... But I've seen more invention in arts funding guidelines. The most progressive thing was Harding at throw-ins, as that man views "Where the ball went out to play" as something only fools follow. #pafc

Two Bald Men Fighting Over a Comb Derby of Days Past... This comeback from 0-2 to 2-2. Recoil with horror at the marking at the first corner. Look how commanding nobody is for no.2 Admire the, erm, beauty of Maugé's goal. Then the sheer poacher instinct of Baird. #pafc

Plymouth Argyle v Exeter 1995/96

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She may have become an independent, again, but she's clearly quite comfortable with far-right thinking. With her recent record of quitting, she'll eventually disagree with herself so fervently she'll end up standing down from herself citing "I didn't like the direction I was going in."

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Reform UK Councillors Gone: Updated Carol Ney (Plymouth City C) has resigned from Reform UK.

There have been three people with the surname Evans play for us. Soon four. They have 488 apps + 94 goals. Yes, nearly 90% of that is Trigger. So Will Evans will have to play and score regularly for at least 9 seasons to help balance that out. Get going Will, "Kevin Ellison" it! #pafc

Will Evans Signs For Argyle | Plymouth Argyle

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Squad number designations should be streamed on Argyle TV. Presented by Paul Boardman, there are two tombolas - one with names, one numbers, luck of the draw what they get. The number is then written in binary on the shirt. This way the club shop only has to order a load of 0s and 1s. #pafc

Tony Pulis has given me an idea. No it isn't to launch the neighbours yappy dog over the fence and onto a tall person to flick it on. Let's look at our more forgotten French players... 🧵#pafc

Migraines... I hate you. I hate the blind spots. I hate the flashy lights. I hate that moment where you know something is off but don't know what just yet. I hate the pain behind my eyes. How do I get through them? I keep telling myself "Could be worse, I could be in a room with a Reform voter."

From (Season 4) continues to be a well made, solid, horror show. It may not be original, but it delivers. But suffers with "Whispering Actor Syndrome". Directors, why are you telling actors to whisper entire conversation? Actors, why you whispering random lines suddenly? WHY!? Stop it!

Imagine someone looking for something to do on a weekend. Perusing a fixture list, then "Yeah let's watch some League One! And I want the best so-called seats in the house!" That berk could fork out up to £72 for a LEAGUE ONE GAME. Where the football is barely worth £7.20 #pafc

2026/27 Match Ticket Prices Confirmed

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Does it? Really? Or should it read "It just means more... pasties and pints could be sold and that would look good on Berne's next spreadsheet and pie chart presentation." #pafc

If Liddle was such a brilliant, irreverent writer, how is it that the only time his work was ever passed around was as an example of the latest witless, leaden offensive shit from Rod Liddle? His obiturists talk up imaginary columns he never wrote and refuse to address the terrible ones he did.

Phil Free@philfree.bsky.social · 2w ago

“He may have been delightful to his friends but he should be judged on what he put out into the world & that was bile by the bucketload.” Liddle to be celebrated - @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/brokenbo...

30 years ago marks the final season we ever saw Mark "The Greatest Right Back in History" Patterson play for us. If you wish to argue he's not the greatest, we'll sort it out around back of Greenbank Aldi. Would have stayed if he hadn't been stiffed by a cheapskate Argyle. Typical Argyle™ #pafc

Climate science denial in physical form. The Land Rover Defender X (yup - they've gone full Musk). Price: £103,460, plus a few kids' lives. 🧵

Roll up to the 455th annual Argyle v Bristol City friendly. Prepare for "We're working towards the open game... Lads are getting sharper... Places are still up for grabs... The Guinea Hen is decidedly average this year..." Coincidentally it's also the 455th one I've missed. Damn Guinea Hen. #pafc

There are players I would happily move on, but not specifically to accommodate the signing of Dale. His output didn't even meet a "patchy" criteria. Curtis remains the only consistent supply from out wide. #pafc

Chris Errington@chriserrington1.bsky.social · 3w ago

Tom Cleverley is not ruling out a return to Argyle for Owen Dale, who spent most of last season on loan from Oxford and is now a free agent. #pafc

Unsurprisingly, former women's squad found clubs; WSL 2 Proctor, Francis - Wolves Noble, Tiesar, Poole - Watford WNL South/North Smith, Wilcock, Stowell - Bournemouth Cull, Wilson, Suttie - Portsmouth Papaioannou, Whitmore - Exeter Dalton - Lewes Kivell - Stoke LoI Prem Hampson - Athlone #pafc

If you've got that there Evergreen membership... a bit like Fight Club, we try not to talk about it in polite company... some new details. A Premium benefit I would introduce is pillorying subs who aren't ready when they're called for. Unforgivable not having your shirt on frankly. #pafc

Details of the New Evergreen are Here! | Plymouth Argyle

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